Caption contest! Caption contest!

• The last white heifer roped off for the viewing public. (A symbol of the unusualness of fat people who traverse downtown and their dwindling numbers.)

• Bad art IS a crime!

• Not wanting to be known only as a cow town. Denver will be rounding up all stray cows while the Democratic National Convention is in town.

• Not wanting to be known only as a cow town. Denver has begun rounding up all stray cows.

• Please refrain from drunk riding the art.

• Prior to addressing large audiences, Hillary Clinton must not be disturbed.

• Not wanting another clusterfuck like the Andrew Speaker case, the CDC quickly quarantines a Mall Cow suspected of having TB.

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