The secret to finding that special someone: volume

Kevin Vetter wants you.

Gotta love the confidence of Denver's Kevin Vetter. "Date Kevin Vetter," his entry on Meetup.com reads, "Ease back into dating with the company of a great guy -- me! Share your insights and friendship -- and have fun, too!" To that end, he's scheduled a "Meetup" for no less than ten interested parties on Monday, November 24. Thus far, only one of the slots is filled, so there are plenty of opportunities for nine more singles to check out the man himself. It's like an episode of The Bachelor, except without that annoying film crew. Still, be prepared to stand in line.

We're rooting for you, KV. Hope you find a keeper. Or ten of them. -- Michael Roberts