Twitter Tuesday: Michael Salamone, our featured Twit

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Our latest round of queries asking the Twits of the world to justify their following has yielded some good results. Exhibit A: Michael Salamone (@michaelsalamone), a funny guy who persistently bugged us to feature him until we had no choice. There was just no other way to shut him up.

Just kidding, Michael. It was your promise to put out that finally convinced us to make you our featured Twit. We like them easy. Read all about that, and more vulgarities from Salamone, in 140-character bursts below:

@DenverWestword: Justify your following. Why should people follow you?

@michaelsalamone: My tweets are crude but mostly funny. Some of Twitter's funniest people follow me. I'll put out.

@DenverWestword: What brought you to Twitter?

@michaelsalamone: My laptop. Oh, in the abstract? I'm a bit of a news & politics junkie. But the humor kept me here.

@DenverWestword: What do you tweet about usually?

@michaelsalamone: I make sarcastic comments & bad jokes as they come to me. I suppose most are about Glenn Beck or genitals. Same thing.

@DenverWestword: Ever combine the two and make jokes about Glenn Beck AND genitals? This would be a great time to do that.

@michaelsalamone: When the hashtag #BoobFriday started gaining popularity on Twitter, I posted a photo of Beckster labeled as my #BoobFriday contribution.

@DenverWestword: Close enough. What keeps you busy offline (aka in real life)?

@michaelsalamone: I'm a writer and composer, which translates into: "I'm currently seeking employment opportunities."

@DenverWestword: Open tweeting: A chance to say something funny, clever or just to convince doubters to follow you: GO!

@michaelsalamone: My philosophy: Life is like a sunset. You can either go outside & experience it or glimpse through a window. I like to pee out that window.

@DenverWestword: Awesome. Any last tweets before we let you get back to whatever you do when you aren't being interviewed via Twitter?

@michaelsalamone: I'm pretty sure that if any of your readers decide to follow me on Twitter, it can be used as an excuse to get their medical marijuana card.

Got a favorite Twit we should feature? Maybe you? Follow us at @DenverWestword, tweet to us why they/you should be followed and we'll be in touch.


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