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Top 10 bad boyfriends -- as inspired by Operation Cock Block target Bill Sullivan

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Watch out, ladies.
If Bill Sullivan were on trial for being a bad boyfriend, we're pretty sure he'd be found guilty. Exhibit A? The evidence presented by his exes in this week's feature, "Operation Cock Block Tries to Protect Women's Hearts and Pocketbooks From This Crooked Casanova."

We're also sure that Bill would have lots of company in Bad Boyfriend Jail. To prove it, we've compiled a list of Ten Other Bad Boyfriends. Ladies, be warned.

10. Quincy Vanderbilt
Quincy Vanderbilt is not only a bad boyfriend, he's also the world's worst pet-sitter.

Last year, the 24-year-old and his girlfriend drove from North Dakota to Denver so she could try out for American Idol at Invesco Field. His girlfriend brought along her terrier, and good ol' Quincy agreed to check on it while she no doubt waited to impress the Idol judges with her rendition of Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats."

But Quincy didn't come through. Instead, he left the dog in the car with all of the windows rolled up, which killed the terrier and earned Quincy one count of animal cruelty. It's a good thing his girlfriend didn't bring along her kids, too.

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Alan Baxter: bad babysitter.
9. Alan Baxter
Or leave them with Alan Baxter. In 2008, twenty-year-old Alan of Denver left his girlfriend's three-year-old daughter inside a locked car while he drank beer and handed one-dollar bills to strippers inside Shotgun Willie's strip club.

The kicker? That money was supposed to go toward buying a Happy Meal for the little girl.

A manager at the Fascinations sex shop next to Shotgun Willie's noticed the toddler alone in the car and called the police. Luckily, the girl was not harmed, just "very hungry." For his part, Alan admitted to the cops that leaving the three-year-old in the car was "very stupid." That's an understatement, Alan -- and a giant warning for other single moms to stay away from Mr. Baxter.

8. Ruffin Griffin
Ruffin Griffin is either the best kind of boyfriend or the worst, depending on how you feel about threesomes. Last year, 28-year-old Griffin apparently okayed a threesome between his wife, thirty-year-old Serena Brooks, and Clint Cadigan, a 27-year-old that the happy Niwot couple may or may not have met at a bar.

But the rendezvous turned ugly. Ruffin and Clint began fighting, and Serena settled the fight in the gentlest way possible: by stabbing both her husband and their third in the back. The men wound up at the hospital together, and Serena wound up in jail.

But that doesn't mean Ruffin is blame-free. Dude, if you're going to invite another man into bed with you and your wife, at least have the courtesy to work out your differences with words, not fists. Or fists, if that's what you're into.



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