Best DIA conspiracy video ever now ready to terrify Germans, too

In 2008, we told you about the best DIA conspiracy video ever -- a loopy, logic-challenged compendium of strained theories debunked in Jared Jacang Maher's feature "DIA Conspiracies Take Off." Despite its many inaccuracies, however, the Zahra Malik-Chris Cheong opus continues to make the rounds -- and now it's been subtitled in German! That way, if the airport manages to land more international flights -- a best-case-scenario side effect if the United-Continental merger goes through -- visitors from Berlin and Bonn will already be terrified before their big birds touch down. Click above to enjoy the terror in two languages.