Christo's "Over the River" project is now under the gun: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

Full comic below

World famous wrap-artist Christo is in Denver tonight to drum up support for his Arkansas River cover-up project. The sold-out Seawell Ballroom event kicks off a four-city lecture series announcing the 45-day public comment period required after the BLM releases the environmental impact statement of the project on July 15. For "Over the River" to ever get underway, Christo is going to have to make some big promises...

To prevent bighorn sheep from dying of thirst during the two-week temporary exhibition, volunteers will have to dress in animal costumes to lure the wildlife from the canyon walls, through the US 50 traffic jam and down into the fabric-covered river to take a drink.