Rocky Flats to open as Thanksgivingland theme park: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

From the Kenny Be vault. Originally published on November 18, 2004.

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Thanksgivingland: Extreme Thanksgiving fun for the pilgrim in everyone.

The U.S. Department of Energy's refusal to provide funds for a Cold War museum at Rocky Flats is a true blessing. What is needed at the site is a tourist-friendly attraction that is completely funded by corporate dollars...

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Thanksgivingland will feature the Butterball® Wildlife Refuge of Extreme Turkey Paintball. Here, kids catch the spirit of the Thanksgiving holiday and they get to keep the bird they tag.

Fun for Moms too! Page down.

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