Aurora vacation ideas from VisitAurora.com: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

Three Cheers for Aurora!

In an effort to promote tourism in Aurora, officials have organized a new group called VisitAurora.com. While most people associate Aurora with cheap hookers, pawn shops and Republican fund-raisers, there are so many other ways to attract tourists to Aurora by marketing vacation packages that showcase the city's cultural identity and strengths...

All-American nightclubs celebrate the red, white and booze.

The city of Denver is marketed to appeal to tourists who are upscale, liberal pot-smoking hipsters interested in cutting-edge cultural attractions. This allows Aurora to go after a completely different demographic of down-market, conservative, beer-guzzling rednecks interested in line dancing and $2 longneck drink specials.

As shown below, even the cheapest tourists will spend money with the right diagnosis...