Predictions 2011: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

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Prediction #1: Unable to stop the increasing incidence of slope rage, Colorado ski resorts begin to promote Spring Break pay-per-view broadcasts of Ultimate Ski-Fighting® to help generate revenue.

Below, see how the stoner vote affects the Denver Mayor's race...

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Prediction #2: Hoping to capture the cyber/stoner vote by promising to use marijuana dispensary tax funds to make the city of Denver a free wi-fi hot spot, Carol Boigon and Chris Romer combine campaigns in mid-April and run as "The Joint Mayor."

Page down for the forecast for the outcome of the Denver County Fair...

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