Look at your car!! Bro narrates twenty-plus car crash cluster in Colorado Springs

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You may have seen it already, but if not, it's worth a few minutes. On December 30, a man in Colorado Springs narrates an outrageous situation in Colorado Springs in which nearly every vehicle that tried to make it up the street ends up sliding back down and smashing into the prone cars below.

It's not funny. Well, not if you were part of it, but for the 400,000 people who have watched the eight-minute YouTube video, there were bound to be some laughs involved -- mainly because of the narration.

Our favorite part comes at minute 2:35:

"That shit sucked. This sucks, dude. Look at your car. Is this your car? Look at your car! Oh, my God. Your trunk! Oh, my God, here comes some more. They need to stop people up on top."

It may not be Double Rainbow, but it'll do.

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And if the drivers had all been wearing Bill Engvall's signs, this could have been avoided.


Since the cars were at the bottom of the hill, they were prone to being struck, but "prone cars" would have to be taken as a reference to the cars' posture; i.e. these were cars resting normally on the ground as opposed to on their roofs (supine cars).

Dude-Oh-My-God-this-Sucks-Damn! is way more interested in relishing the collisions and damage than he is in addressing the problem -- he says several times that "they" ought to stop people at the top of the hill, but makes no move in that direction, instead hanging around where the collisions were occurring and saying to the owner of one of the more heavily damaged vehicles: "Dude, look at your trunk!".

This video chronicles a whole lot of individual and collective dimness: the kid with the camera, the residents, and the victims -- the whole crowd is unable, unwilling, or unaware of how to deal with the problem, which was clearly to block that block to traffic.

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