Underwear man at Denver International Airport: Can you ID him by his Underoos?

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Our friends at Channel 7 have an important question for you: Can you identify the man who went through security at Denver International Airport today wearing nothing but a particularly stylish pair of briefs?

The station's reaching out to the masses via its Twitter feed. Look below to see the tweet in question, as well as a larger version of the photo.

First, here's the tweet:

Can you identify this man from his backside? Pic taken this morning. http://plixi.com/p/68238032 Let us know!less than a minute ago via Seesmic Web

And here's the photo:

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Please contact the station if you know this guy by the color of his unmentionables -- but let us know afterward. We'd love to offer him a salute on behalf of a grateful nation. He's making sure the terrorists don't win.

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Dodinodas
Dodinodas

These airport scans are supposed to help protect feedom in America. In fact, they are another important step forwad in the nazification of our country. Too many Ameicans, like sheep, allow these snoopy, intrusive slime get away with nvasive searches. Our founding fathers were up in arms over much less. Nitai Gauranga!

Robert
Robert

The guy is just anticipating the next change in the security regime at our nation's airports.

Notice that he is surrounded by TSA employees (well beyond arm's length, for fear of cooties) -- anyone crazy enough to strip down to his shorts in public in the Midwest might suddenly fling himself upon the nearest unsuspecting traveller!

P.S. I would like to know whether he was required to pass a psychological examination before being allowed to board his plane, or if he was permitted to fly at all. Who would want to sit next to someone who they knew had stripped to his shorts, revealing his torso and legs? Did he go on to do something wilder?

Mliera
Mliera

:Who would want to sit next to someone who they knew had stripped to his shorts, revealing his torso and legs?"

Big deal, the person you are working next to now was naked and some point,

OMG EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Wouldn't it have been funny if security had made him go through a body scanner anyhow?

me2
me2

"Who would want to sit next to someone who they knew had stripped to his shorts, revealing his torso and legs?"

Would it be any different if he had been in his bathing suit? Or if he was a she? And I don't see the TSA employees "surrounding him". I see one standing by the sign waiting to let the next person to proceed and one on the other side of the machine. The person with the hat is a passenger (no shoes on).

Robert
Robert

I think he is someone who would rather have his junk rifled than be beamed with X-rays.

Robert
Robert

I was being tongue-in-cheek! This is in the same vein as suggesting that Midwesterners seem to consider someone clad only in shorts (of any description) indecent.

I wasn't looking very closely at the person behind him -- that does spoil my over-freighted interpretation.

Tom
Tom

anyone who isnt is a fool.. We should make them grab all our junk, and mabye it will stop.. Its apathy to these machines that just lets them push more rights violations on us.

" He's making sure the terrorists don't win." - I seriously hope this was sarcasm.

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