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Win four Colorado Avalanche tickets for tonight's game, 1/18/10

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Quick contest on the Latest Word today for you hockey fans.

Four tickets to tonight's Colorado Avalanche vs. Vancouver Canucks game at the Pepsi Center are just waiting here for you to pick them up. Here's how you win.

Give us your best sentence that rhymes something with the word "Canuck" and these babies could be yours. We'll pick our favorite from the entries and contact the winner. Bonus points if you don't drop the F-Bomb, because even though we love a good swear as much as the next guy, it's a cop out.

Ticket info: Section 138, Row 13. These seats are a $94 value. Don't scalp them: We have spies with lasers.

Remember: Leave a valid e-mail address with your comment so we can let you know in case you emerge triumphant. You must pick up the tickets at the Westword offices, 969 Broadway, before 5 p.m. today.

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Pepsi Center

1000 Chopper Circle, Denver, CO

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46 comments
Aimee
Aimee

ummm yeah, it's getting kind of late. How am I going to pick up my tickets by 5pm if you haven't sent me an email letting me know i've won?

aslurie@yahoo.com

Cassie Herzog
Cassie Herzog

There once was a man named Chuck,Who was run over by his wife in his truck,as he peeled his head,off his truck tire tread,he yelled, HEY! at least im not a Canuck!

Alexander Weil
Alexander Weil

There once was a leading team the Canucks,who keeps braggin they beat us with pucks,until the eighteenth of jan,Avs packing the Sedin bros in a tin can,sent them home on the back of pig trucks.

Travis todd
Travis todd

It would suck to be a Canuck. By being American I show my luck. No chicken necessary, no meat no cluck!

gabriella
gabriella

I don't have a buck, so I am hoping for some luck. Want badly to take my guy to see the Avs beat the puck and slaughter the Canucks.

Crazybre@hotmail.com

Gavin K
Gavin K

Tonight in Denver we host a Canuck.What is that you ask? Well I say good luck.A toothless drooler, could be, driving a Canadian truckA hockey player? Not quite. Too much muckety-muck.And not enough heart. They've the heart of a duck.So let's cheer our Avs, and let the rink run amuck.As for these things from Vancouver we just know they suck!

gavink@q.com

someone else
someone else

Im rap masta CT and im here to say:All the canadians might as well stay away.Cuz when you come to mile high you are just sh*t outta luck.You are going to go home crying, you sad Canuck.

christopherthigpen66@yahoo.com

Chrismilburn
Chrismilburn

I will bet you more than a BUCK that the Av's will be scoring AMUCK at the pepsi center tonight!!!

Nicholas M Kropelnicki
Nicholas M Kropelnicki

A Canuck is a slang for a French Canadian fuck, famous for losing the puck, and even the Mighty Ducks would have good luck, because ANYONE, and I repeat ANYONE can beat a Canuck.

They pile up in dozens in a rusty old truck, and make a dash for Colorad----wait...Those are Illegals, not Canucks!

But as I was saying, should you try your luck with beating a Canuck, I would advise you place your best buck, cause the odds are on your side, because you're not a Canuck, And WHEN they drop the puck, all the fans will run amok, Because the Av's WILL beat the Canucks, and put their heads on a sawbuck. :)

Taz_05
Taz_05

Canuck or not canuck what ever that means but the AVS would bit the canuck out off them !!!

Darryl
Darryl

A team from Canada is named the Canuck's. I would love to see the Avs kick their ass tonight, with out spending any bucks.

Claire Lewandowski
Claire Lewandowski

Send the Canucks back north to fly with the ducks, but the avs clipped their wings when they came face to face with the puck, so now they have to hitch in the back of a truck, like a pile of chickens... cluck cluck cluck!

Jeff Martinez36
Jeff Martinez36

I originally posted "Avs vs. Schmucks, I meant Cannucks" nice to see all the biters

Paultkeen
Paultkeen

I wish I had a buck to go see a Canuck because unlike Coors Field I can't use my aerial ladder truck.

Fbacher3
Fbacher3

What a lame duck shmuck you would have to be, to pay for tickets to go watch the Vancouver Canucks!! GO AV'S!!

fbacher3@hotmail.com

Gregneel
Gregneel

What the puck? Free tix to see the Avalanche beat down the Canucks? If I win, my buddy Chuck and I, after loading the buck into the back of the truck and hopefully not get stuck on I-70 ('cause that would SUCK) won't have to snuck into the game tonight- so show me the LUCK!

Todd Cousineau
Todd Cousineau

Ya gotta be nuts to root for the Canucks, GO AVS!!!

Allisonbpatrick
Allisonbpatrick

You'll need more than luck If you're a Canuck To beat the Av's And hang on to the puck

allisonbpatrick@yahoo.com

Pilo22
Pilo22

Now here’s a recent story about some lame a$$ schmucks, coming from Minnesota in a raggedy a$$ truck, they call themselves the Vancouver Canucks, while playing the Wilds they didn’t even see the Pucks,Pucks sliding into their goal left and right,Shutout 4-0 was the score at the end of the night.Now they got their hopes up again coming to the Mile High,I just hope this time they put up a good a$$ fight!

Fish
Fish

Avs vs Canucks...Many a hat will be chucked...Cause Loungo's 5-hole is the size of a truck

afishman80@gmail.com

John
John

Hey Rook, looking like a Canuck. Not good in this town. GO AVS! 4 Guys here ready to go to the game! GO AVS

Aimee
Aimee

I need my ba dunk a dunk sitting in the Pepsi Center to watch the Av’s kick the Canucks ba dunk a dunks!

Thanks! aslurie@yahoo.com

Ron
Ron

the westword will save me some bucks to watch the avs take on the canucks who dont stand a chance cuz they skate in their chucks.

raperez9013@msn.com

Nicholas M Kropelnicki
Nicholas M Kropelnicki

There was once a Canadian, a full blooded Canuck; who traveled to Colorado to hunt a 10 point buck. But the maple tree he hid in got him stuck, and now our buck shooting stuck Canuck, is shit out of luck.

(Dr seuss style :)

Jamie D
Jamie D

I thought, what's a Canuck? So Wikipedia I struck. Finding much luck, I learned Canada does suck. So a puck to the face, I'd rather taste, than be called a Canuck.

Vern
Vern

If I win tix to the Canucks, I promise not to sell my tickets for extra bucks!

Ryan Coss
Ryan Coss

The Canucks suck at dropping the puck!

Chiquita72
Chiquita72

Colorado will tuck a canuck, because they don't duck, city of the running nude amuck. Avalanche are ready to kick some buttock! Clean up the muck, send them home stuck. The fact is Canucks you suck yuck! yuck!

MLevan420
MLevan420

From the looks of this contest I'll have no luck. So can someone please explain, what the fuck is a Canuck?

MLevan420@yahoo.com

MsCiaraMist
MsCiaraMist

Maybe the Zombie Le Chuck, can try out to be a Canuck! (yay for obscure video game references!)

Chip Gonzales
Chip Gonzales

they can call me good luck chuck if i could only get some tickets to see the avs take on those schmucks known as the canucks too bad the beer would still cost me 6 bucks

Jonny Hamel
Jonny Hamel

I can yuck it up about a Vancouver team that sucks by the name of the Canucks of Vancouver. They cannot... I repeat, CAN NOT... beat our team when the puck drrrrrrropppppps!

Victor Aceves
Victor Aceves

ill pay a buck to watch a duck puck a canuck!

Justin Whitesel
Justin Whitesel

We're gonna have some Fanucks with the Canucks!!!! Yeah this time the joke will be on them!!!!!!! - JDogg42554@gmail.com

Matt Muzia
Matt Muzia

Colorado always loses to the CanucksIt's just a fact of lifeTonight we'll turn the tide and finally pluckvictory from defeat before their long BC flight

Jjmarquez
Jjmarquez

Avs Rule go "Canuck" yourself ah

Ephan80
Ephan80

How many pucks can a Canuck eat before running out of luck?

Anthony Martin
Anthony Martin

The Avalanche offense is so potent, there's no point in Vancouver showing up! They might as well leave their jocks in the laundry truck!

Andrew Lubner
Andrew Lubner

Avs vs Vancouver we're gunna beat the canucksTrying to win me free tickets and save a few bucks…

jill Kessler
jill Kessler

Carmelo Anthony is a schmuck so I'd rather get hit with a Puck then cheer for that f**k!

Paula Fedyk
Paula Fedyk

Is there is a book on how to cook a Canuck?

Evan Langsted
Evan Langsted

How much puck could a canuck fan chuck if a canuck fan could chuck puck? I wanted to replace the word fan with the obvious expitive because it sounded better, but i'm going for those bonus points!

someone else
someone else

remove this post please

i am being buried in spam now because you said we had to post our emails on this page to win.

kudos on ruining my email address

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Just deleted your original comment that included your address. Hope that helps -- and sorry about the hassle.

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