Win four Colorado Avalanche tickets for tonight's game, 1/18/10

• Just deleted your original comment that included your address. Hope that helps -- and sorry about the hassle.

• remove this post please i am being buried in spam now because you said we had to post our emails on this page to win. kudos on ruining my email address

• ummm yeah, it's getting kind of late. How am I going to pick up my tickets by 5pm if you haven't sent me an email letting me know i've won? aslurie@yahoo.com

• There once was a man named Chuck, Who was run over by his wife in his truck, as he peeled his head, off his truck tire tread, he yelled, HEY! at least im not a Canuck!

• There once was a leading team the Canucks, who keeps braggin they beat us with pucks, until the eighteenth of jan, Avs packing the Sedin bros in a tin can, sent them home on the back of pig trucks.

• It would suck to be a Canuck. By being American I show my luck. No chicken necessary, no meat no cluck!

• I don't have a buck, so I am hoping for some luck. Want badly to take my guy to see the Avs beat the puck and slaughter the Canucks. Crazybre@hotmail.com

• Tonight in Denver we host a Canuck. What is that you ask? Well I say good luck. A toothless drooler, could be, driving a Canadian truck A hockey player? Not quite. Too much muckety-muck. And not enough heart. They've the heart of a duck. So let's cheer our Avs, and let the rink run amuck. As for these things from Vancouver we just know they suck! gavink@q.com

• I will bet you more than a BUCK that the Av's will be scoring AMUCK at the pepsi center tonight!!!

• A Canuck is a slang for a French Canadian fuck, famous for losing the puck, and even the Mighty Ducks would have good luck, because ANYONE, and I repeat ANYONE can beat a Canuck. They pile up in dozens in a rusty old truck, and make a dash for Colorad----wait...Those are Illegals, not Canucks! But as I was saying, should you try your luck with beating a Canuck, I would advise you place your best buck, cause the odds are on your side, because you're not a Canuck, And WHEN they drop the puck, all the fans will run amok, Because the Av's WILL beat the Canucks, and put their heads on a sawbuck. :)

• Got der asses kickd bad!

• LMAO!

• Canuck or not canuck what ever that means but the AVS would bit the canuck out off them !!!

• A team from Canada is named the Canuck's. I would love to see the Avs kick their ass tonight, with out spending any bucks.

• Send the Canucks back north to fly with the ducks, but the avs clipped their wings when they came face to face with the puck, so now they have to hitch in the back of a truck, like a pile of chickens... cluck cluck cluck!

• I originally posted "Avs vs. Schmucks, I meant Cannucks" nice to see all the biters

• I wish I had a buck to go see a Canuck because unlike Coors Field I can't use my aerial ladder truck.

• What a lame duck shmuck you would have to be, to pay for tickets to go watch the Vancouver Canucks!! GO AV'S!! fbacher3@hotmail.com

• What the puck? Free tix to see the Avalanche beat down the Canucks? If I win, my buddy Chuck and I, after loading the buck into the back of the truck and hopefully not get stuck on I-70 ('cause that would SUCK) won't have to snuck into the game tonight- so show me the LUCK!

• Ya gotta be nuts to root for the Canucks, GO AVS!!!

• You'll need more than luck If you're a Canuck To beat the Av's And hang on to the puck allisonbpatrick@yahoo.com

• Now here’s a recent story about some lame a$$ schmucks, coming from Minnesota in a raggedy a$$ truck, they call themselves the Vancouver Canucks, while playing the Wilds they didn’t even see the Pucks, Pucks sliding into their goal left and right, Shutout 4-0 was the score at the end of the night. Now they got their hopes up again coming to the Mile High, I just hope this time they put up a good a$$ fight!

• Avs vs Canucks...Many a hat will be chucked...Cause Loungo's 5-hole is the size of a truck afishman80@gmail.com

• Hey Rook, looking like a Canuck. Not good in this town. GO AVS! 4 Guys here ready to go to the game! GO AVS

• I need my ba dunk a dunk sitting in the Pepsi Center to watch the Av’s kick the Canucks ba dunk a dunks! Thanks! aslurie@yahoo.com

• the westword will save me some bucks to watch the avs take on the canucks who dont stand a chance cuz they skate in their chucks. raperez9013@msn.com

• There was once a Canadian, a full blooded Canuck; who traveled to Colorado to hunt a 10 point buck. But the maple tree he hid in got him stuck, and now our buck shooting stuck Canuck, is shit out of luck. (Dr seuss style :)

• I thought, what's a Canuck? So Wikipedia I struck. Finding much luck, I learned Canada does suck. So a puck to the face, I'd rather taste, than be called a Canuck.

• If I win tix to the Canucks, I promise not to sell my tickets for extra bucks!

• The Canucks suck at dropping the puck!

• Colorado will tuck a canuck, because they don't duck, city of the running nude amuck. Avalanche are ready to kick some buttock! Clean up the muck, send them home stuck. The fact is Canucks you suck yuck! yuck!

• From the looks of this contest I'll have no luck. So can someone please explain, what the fuck is a Canuck? MLevan420@yahoo.com

• Maybe the Zombie Le Chuck, can try out to be a Canuck! (yay for obscure video game references!)

• they can call me good luck chuck if i could only get some tickets to see the avs take on those schmucks known as the canucks too bad the beer would still cost me 6 bucks

• I can yuck it up about a Vancouver team that sucks by the name of the Canucks of Vancouver. They cannot... I repeat, CAN NOT... beat our team when the puck drrrrrrropppppps!

• ill pay a buck to watch a duck puck a canuck!

• We're gonna have some Fanucks with the Canucks!!!! Yeah this time the joke will be on them!!!!!!! - JDogg42554@gmail.com

• Colorado always loses to the Canucks It's just a fact of life Tonight we'll turn the tide and finally pluck victory from defeat before their long BC flight

• Avs Rule go "Canuck" yourself ah

• How many pucks can a Canuck eat before running out of luck?

• The Avalanche offense is so potent, there's no point in Vancouver showing up! They might as well leave their jocks in the laundry truck!

• Avs vs Vancouver we're gunna beat the canucks Trying to win me free tickets and save a few bucks…

• Carmelo Anthony is a schmuck so I'd rather get hit with a Puck then cheer for that f**k!

• Is there is a book on how to cook a Canuck?

• How much puck could a canuck fan chuck if a canuck fan could chuck puck? I wanted to replace the word fan with the obvious expitive because it sounded better, but i'm going for those bonus points!

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