Anthony Garcia allegedly adds special ingredient to yogurt -- semen -- at NM Sunflower Market

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Anthony Garcia.
Here's a story from our neighboring state to the south that's too strange not to share. Although we promise not to over-share, as Anthony Garcia may have done.

According to Albuquerque's KOAT-TV, Garcia, an employee at an area Sunflower Market, served a yogurt sample to a female customer. After taking a spoonful, the woman noticed a flavor not yet offered by yogurt companies: semen. And she was right.

Albuquerque police have now confirmed that semen was found in the sample. Because DNA tests have not yet come back, they haven't specifically charged Garcia with putting it there. But conveniently enough, KOTA reports, he had "an outstanding warrant for criminal sexual contact of a minor, kidnapping and bribery."

As a result, Garcia was taken into custody, thereby preventing him from providing any more sperm swirlies to the market's customers.

By the way, the Sunflower Farmer's Markets are headquartered in Boulder -- which means this story hits even closer to home than we'd like.

More from our Colorado Crimes archive: "Richard Troupe charged with dropping trou at Burger King, asking staffer to hold his Whopper."

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Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

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JET
JET

maybe there is a market somewhere for this new flavor concoction?

Jpmahaux
Jpmahaux

how many people before her had the Anthony Garcia yogurt delight, next time i'm taking somebody that have had semen in their mouth before just to be safe

Mambo
Mambo

Never serve special yogurt to a prostitute, they kna always spot the diference!

nope.avi
nope.avi

This yogurt tastes spun-- I mean funky.

disfucntional
disfucntional

My girlfriend never notices when I put semen in her yogurt.

Pwreu
Pwreu

Mmmmm...throat yogurt....

Michael's Yogurt
Michael's Yogurt

The Eden Prairie Sunflower Market stores closed years ago. The Sunflower Farmers Market is the one headquartered in Boulder. Better check your yogurt and your facts, Michael.

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

You're right, Michael's Yogurt. Sorry about the error, which has been corrected. Appreciate your help.

ABQ resident
ABQ resident

Actually, "the Sunflower Market in question" is the one headquartered in Boulder, CO. Sunflower Farmers market,"Serious food, silly prices." Sound familiar?

Check your facts next time.

Jtha49
Jtha49

Um, just a question but how was the customer able to so clearly define that "taste" that was odd?

GUYzzz
GUYzzz

might the customer tested it before. LOLZZZZ!!!, BUT WHERE???!!!!! /\ l l l lO O

Brittanie Shey
Brittanie Shey

Because, believe it or not, most women have given at least one blow job in their life. It's a pretty distinctive taste.

guest
guest

Dude, I don't think you can clearly define the taste of Semen in yoghurt from just one Blowjob...

Brittanie Shey
Brittanie Shey

It was a sample of yogurt, not a whole container, and again, it's a distinctive taste. The "LOLSLUT who must love jizz" undertones of these comments are as disgusting as the story.

GUYzzz
GUYzzz

than she got it several times.

Alert
Alert

SNL once had a parody ad called "That's Not Yogurt".

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

I'd forgotten about that, Alert. Thanks for posting.

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