Loveland valentine verse gets realistically racy rewrite: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

Dan the Cupid aims to create a postal cachet that reflects modern mores.

Loveland's annual valentine's program featuring the hand-stamped postal cachet needs to be updated to reflect the racy reputation of the Sweetheart City today...

Or, as seen below, a valentine's verse rewrite that features a warning so tender that it gently highlights the legal consequences of being a romantic offender...