Reader: Most women would notice if someone like Anthony Garcia put semen in their yogurt

• No worries, Brittanie. I should have realized a women who talks about what semen tastes like on the Internet, where her children can look forward to finding it someday, has few concerns about standards. Similarly, you would think the "their" before "life" would have tipped you off to something askew in the very next word. The lesson learned twice today: We should all pay a little more attention to what we're dealing with..

• I like to fly free and loose when posting comments on the internet. It's fun. You should try it sometime.

• Um, is the punchline "so an editor in Houston uses bad grammar, and an editor in Denver doesn't know the difference"? Take notes, kids: "Most women have" lives, not a shared "life."

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