Civil Union Act opponent shares nature's message about the anus: Keep out! (VIDEO)

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Video below.
In yesterday's Colorado Civil Union Act preview, Senator Pat Steadman, SB 172's co-sponsor, expressed confidence about the proposal's Senate odds -- and the measure did indeed pass the judiciary committee. En route, though, an opponent ID'd by Fox31 as Rosina Kovar offered testimony so crazed that The Daily Show should build a segment around it, stat -- and not just because she supported her argument with a Josef Stalin quote.

Among the highlights:

"The anus is an exit, it is not an entrance."

"'This is not the Bible,' he said. 'This is science.'"

And the coup de grĂ¢ce: "Unlike the vagina, nature put a tight sphincter at the entrance of the anus. It's there for a reason. Keep out!"

Enjoy the entire lesson below:

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Pavloviadenver
Pavloviadenver

So lesbians are God's chosen people. Woo! Then again, I know some lesbians who don't just knock on front doors when they want in.

solar_satellite
solar_satellite

Anyone observing the proceedings of the General Assembly would conclude that Colorado is peopled by idiots.

Anon
Anon

"They have been teaching fornication in schools since 1964" hmmmm. I'm guessing from that ladies apparent age that she was exposed to a sex-ed class in her school around 1964. It apparently traumatized her.

Current college level sex-ed classes would give his poor lady a heart attack. I would love to she her face when she learned what, and where, smegma is.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Another thing they teach in Human Sexuality class, that this lady would most definitely benefit from is...... The first rule of anal sex is...... get permission!

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Love this post, Anonymous. We're going to make it an upcoming Comment of the Day. Congrats.

solar_satellite
solar_satellite

Smegma seems like an advanced topic for "current college level sex-ed classes" (is this a new effort at remediation?), but I suppose we can take it as another sign of our ongoing progress in education.

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Didn't expect to see "smegma" pop up in a column! Thanks for posting, Robert.

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