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Reader: Jesus promises to start cleaning house with Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church

Fred Phelps.
We've had some notable folks comment on our website, but none has been or will ever be bigger than Jesus, who surfed our way to share His thoughts about the Reverend Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church on a post from last April about these virulent scumbags. Don't think the congregation is going to be happy about what He has to say...

Jesus writes:

I will be coming down soon to do some major house cleaning and Mr. Phelps is near the top of the list. How many times do I have to tell you children to play nice with each other... now you got him all pissed off and shit and I have to come down and fix all your hate Again! My hands are tied here you kids just keep hating on each other.... Jesus Fucking Christ....woops that's me (embarrassing moment) .

Play nice for my sake is all I'm trying to say here. See you all soon... you know the drill the floods the fires the bugs the screaming and yelling Jesus save me save me...bla bla stuff.

It will all sort it self Fred is just small potatoes,

With Love -- Jesus

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tempe carpet cleaning

Carpetingcan be expensive but that investment can be insured to last you a long time byhaving regular carpet cleaning appointments. The very dirt and grime thatdrives you crazy when you see it is also hurting your carpet when you walk onit. When you walk your foot pressure compresses, rubs, and twists the carpetfibers. When this happens the carpet fibers are pressed against each other withthe dirt and grime in between causing the fibers to be slightly damaged

tempe carpet cleaning
tempe carpet cleaning

Carpetingcan be expensive but that investment can be insured to last you a long time byhaving regular carpet cleaning appointments. The very dirt and grime thatdrives you crazy when you see it is also hurting your carpet when you walk onit. When you walk your foot pressure compresses, rubs, and twists the carpetfibers. When this happens the carpet fibers are pressed against each other withthe dirt and grime in between causing the fibers to be slightly damaged

tempe carpet cleaning
tempe carpet cleaning

Carpetingcan be expensive but that investment can be insured to last you a long time byhaving regular carpet cleaning appointments. The very dirt and grime thatdrives you crazy when you see it is also hurting your carpet when you walk onit. When you walk your foot pressure compresses, rubs, and twists the carpetfibers. When this happens the carpet fibers are pressed against each other withthe dirt and grime in between causing the fibers to be slightly damaged

Brandt Hardin
Brandt Hardin

What are Fred Phelps and the WBC afraid of? Rainbows? Unicorns? A flaming pink queer apocalypse? I attempted to address this with a portrait of the good reverend on my artist’s blog at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot... Drop in and let me know what you think!

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