Charlie Sheen show to be torpedoed by Denver cops?: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

Is this thing still on? The only way to save the My Violent Torpedo of Truth show would be to showcase Charlie Sheen's message with the talent of local acts...

As a self-proclaimed Vatican assassin warlock, Charlie Sheen would sound best if his multimillion-dollar megalomaniac rant was accompanied by the Satanic hip-hop noise of Denver's Warlock Pinchers.

Below, a crafty look at Charlie Sheen's domestic violence problem, and its ties to Colorado...