Top 10 Charlie Sheen tweets from the last 10 minutes

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A winner.
With Charlie Sheen's My Violent Torpedo of Truth in town tonight, I decided to check the latest thoughts on Chuckles from members of the Twitterverse -- and I was instantly overwhelmed by the number of people using him as a punchline.. and pretty well, too. Here are the ten funniest tweets from the last ten minutes.

For an American to understand why the marriage of William and Kate is important in England, imagine Charlie Sheen marrying Lindsay Lohanless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

What do ya get when ya cross Kate Moss with Charlie Sheen.......
DIET COKE Lolless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Partying like a rockstar just isn't acceptable anymore. You either party like Charlie Sheen or not at all.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

To all my unemployed friends, there's an opening at Charlie Sheen's house as a Goddess. Must have experience in crack and winning. #fyiless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

"It's a good thing you don't beat up pornstars!" - Me talking to myself trying to convince me that not being Charlie Sheen is a good thing.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

All this royal wedding coverage is getting tiresome! Isn't there any real news to report? I have no idea what's happening with Charlie Sheenless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

My friend said she doesn't know who Charlie Sheen is, so I told her she's losing. ;)less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

would be pretty funny if the new two-and-a-half-men sans charlie sheen starred michael j foxless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

breaking: charlie sheen has inhabited donald trump in what may be the most hilarious body switching everless than a minute ago via Twitter for Mac Favorite Retweet Reply

Charlie Sheen isn't all he's cracked up to be. Oh I'm sorry, are the Charlie Sheen jokes over?less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

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