Top 10 Charlie Sheen tweets from the last 10 minutes

For an American to understand why the marriage of William and Kate is important in England, imagine Charlie Sheen marrying Lindsay Lohanless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyJohn DeVore
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What do ya get when ya cross Kate Moss with Charlie Sheen.......
DIET COKE Lolless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyRichard dowling
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Partying like a rockstar just isn't acceptable anymore. You either party like Charlie Sheen or not at all.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyCathleen Miles
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To all my unemployed friends, there's an opening at Charlie Sheen's house as a Goddess. Must have experience in crack and winning. #fyiless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyJKJ
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"It's a good thing you don't beat up pornstars!" - Me talking to myself trying to convince me that not being Charlie Sheen is a good thing.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyJuan Albanece
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All this royal wedding coverage is getting tiresome! Isn't there any real news to report? I have no idea what's happening with Charlie Sheenless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyJim Ramsey
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My friend said she doesn't know who Charlie Sheen is, so I told her she's losing. ;)less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply✖Tashii Grimes✖
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would be pretty funny if the new two-and-a-half-men sans charlie sheen starred michael j foxless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyTim Baysinger
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breaking: charlie sheen has inhabited donald trump in what may be the most hilarious body switching everless than a minute ago via Twitter for Mac Favorite Retweet ReplyNick Tassone
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Charlie Sheen isn't all he's cracked up to be. Oh I'm sorry, are the Charlie Sheen jokes over?less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyMichael Porfirio
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