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Jason McEwan & Michelle White's party favors: Alleged kidnapping with sword, pit bull threats

Categories: Colorado Crimes

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Jason McEwan and Michelle White threw a party and an episode of The Jerry Springer Show broke out.

That's according to the Greeley police, who say special guests at the bash included a mistaken sexual advance, brass knuckles, a Samurai sword, a narrow escape and a threatened pit-bull attack.

Back on May 7, reports the Greeley Tribune, McEwan asked several folks over for a barbecue at the home he shares with White, his wife. He then proceeded to get so incredibly drunk that one of the attendees, Jose Trujillo, sidled up to White to ask if she could hide the booze before McEwan really lost control.

Too late. Court records say McEwan saw this conversation and assumed Trujillo was hitting on his wife. So he began hitting on Trujillo, initially using just his fists. But after another guest, Brendan Sparks, tried to stop the pugilism, he reached into his pocket and found a set of brass knuckles. After putting them on, McEwan allegedly clobbered Sparks badly enough to require stitches, with Trujillo and Dennis Trujillo, also on hand for the barbecue, getting their own taste of cold metal.

Speaking of which, McEwan then is said to have grabbed a Samurai sword and told the Trujillos that if they tried to get away, he'd kill them. Cops claim he and White subsequently made them hand over their wallets and cell phones and even moved their car out of sight of any potential rescuers. Along the way, Dennis's cell phone rang and White answered, telling the person on the other end of the conversation that he and Jose had already split.

Luckily for the Trujillos, Jose's mom eventually arrived, and they were able to jump in the back of her pickup truck. Prior to peeling out, Mrs. Trujillo told White she planned to call the cops. If she did, White reportedly replied, she'd set her pit bulls on her.

Once the Trujillos left, records say White buried Jose's wallet and the brass knuckles in front of a doghouse, where police later dug them up.

Shortly thereafter, McEwan was arrested on suspicion of second-degree kidnapping, second-degree assault and two counts of third-degree assault, plus robbery, theft and menacing. More recently, White was rewarded with some charges of her own, including two counts apiece of second-degree kidnapping, robbery and assault.

That's one helluva barbecue.

Look below to see full-size mug shots of McEwan and White.

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Jason McEwan.

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Michelle White.
More from our Shmuck of the Week archive: "Shmucks of the Week: The threesome from hell."


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Classic LULZ

m0nged
m0nged

lmao those punks deserve time... hard time....

Shampoohorns
Shampoohorns

 Awww, they're kinda cute. I think they look like brother and sister. Think that's possible?

Pink4
Pink4

I happen to know michelle and I adore her.. I think it was a stupid drunkin night.. It got out of control and shit was totally blown out of the water.. I think people gota littlw carried away really a samurai sword?? mitchelle is a very nice young lady to be honest I think she was doin it all to protect her husband very stupid move.. She had his back I dont believe it was the right thing to do at all but it happen.. Now she will have to pay for what had happen... Michelle keeo ur head up girl but no man is worth jail. I will keep u in my prays! ?

RolloverRiderPGR
RolloverRiderPGR

OH HECK! I'd hit on her in a heart beat! Him? ROFLMFAOACGU! What a round faced dorky looking thing! HTF did he get a cutie even though brain dead woman like her? OH! That's it brain dead! Still keep the alcohol away from her and I bet shes a slammer in the bed!

Kuei
Kuei

I'd love to bend Michelle White over the humpin' stump.

NY_Mommy
NY_Mommy

Wow, how did these two even get friends in the 1st place?

Dan Goble
Dan Goble

How cute-their crying!!  Ha Ha LOSERS!!! 

GetReal
GetReal

Why is this shit leagle?  Hasn't it caused enough trouble?  I vote to put things back to where they were before prohibition was raised on alcohol and then lowered on cannabis.  Stoners don't do this stupid shit.  Drink up, fools. 

Annie
Annie

 No wonder you are friends with this trashy looser, you're both stupid, brain-dead, white trash heffers. You think people got carries away? By people do you mean the ones your tramp friend's husband railed on with brass knuckles? Or when he brandished the sword? Then they took their captives personal items and moved their vehicles so no possible rescuer could find them. They need charged with false imprisonment as well. Then when the Momma arrived, your heffer friend threatened to have pit bulls attack her. Yeah, just a big misunderstanding.

They both need locked up, he especially for his anger management issues, she for being dumb ass accomplish. If there are children in the home, they need removed as it is obvious neither one of these pieces of shit have any idea how to properly raise a child.

Rot in hell Mr & Mrs Skank.

Anon
Anon

... Wow, YOU sound 'brain dead'!

Kuei
Kuei

"Why is this shit leagle?"

Because most americans are too stupid to spell the word LEGAL, let along vote responsibly.

mom
mom

you are so stupid don't open ur mouth when u don't know what ur talking about

Pink4
Pink4

ya as in the news paper knows how to make things bigger then what they really are.. brain dead white trash and heffer u must be replyin to ur self... u have no clue who i am.. and what my life is like.. u CAN'T always believe what the dam news paper writes.. u must be one of those people who believe everythin some one tells u.... yes they were in the wrong i said that and yes they should pay for what they did.. it was all wrong.. but what i was sayin is the news paper writes shit that isn't even close to bein right....they want to get a rise out of people.. but thats right i am the brain dead one... i will keep prayin for mitchelle.. i don't care what anyone says about me for prayin for her.. by the way in the news paper it says they were all drinking.. so its a he said she said bull shit... and why the hell did the cops arrest her 3 days after her husband..????? thats what i want to know... thats right because they were all drinking and can't remember most of the night... so they throw in more stories...  and assuming makes a ass out of u and myself.. keep that in mind.. god bless u and have a good life..

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