Dead bin Laden party favors help lift economic recovery: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

Dancing in the streets and cheering U!S!A! to celebrate the murder of an enemy may seem vulgar. However, there's no denying that Osama bin Laden's death will do wonders for America's economic recovery efforts as May holiday celebrations push increased demand for dead bin Laden party favors...

May is the begining of the summer party season. This week, that means encouraging children to beat the living Tootsie Rolls out of a dead Osama bin Laden piñata at a Cinco de Mayo Party!
Below, the softer side of dead bin Laden party favors, made for motherlovers...

































