Godzilla hides behind silk flowers near a Clayton Playskool: Kenny Be's Yard Arteology

Yard Arteology, the study of neighbors through lawn ornaments...

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Clayton: Lawn looks like a scene from "Toy Story 3."

By looking at the arrangement of toys left in a yard, a yard arteologist can quickly tell if the objects are the playthings of children or the decorative elements of a yard artist. Telltale signs of a yard artist at work are alarming scenarios, like Godzilla lurking among silk flowers near a Playskool...

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Clayton: Potted Godzilla is just ducking around.

The arrangement of the various toys in the picture above indicate that the ducks are either unaware of Godzilla's presence, or that they have no fear of the movie monster. Such an idyllic presentation would seem to suggest that the yard artist is a fan of the heroic Godzilla depicted in later films.

Below, other displays in the same yard hint that the yard artist is a prop comic...

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