IKEA grand opening assembly instructions: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

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Colorado's first IKEA store is just seven days away from doing business, and lovers of Swedish furniture want to know the latest grand-opening information. The IKEA assembly instructions below are meticulously illustrated to help Colorado IKEA fans to self-assemble their own Centennial celebration...

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Dd
Dd

your are not missing anything.  the store personnel are horrible and mean and do not know the word customer service

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Definitely a different take on what we've been hearing. Thanks for the post, Dd.

Lisajohnston
Lisajohnston

i am glad i had your instructions, or i may not have made it thru the experience. 

Stan
Stan

Save us, Tyler Durden!!!

Carolyne Janssen
Carolyne Janssen

Like Park Meadows and the Flat Irons Mall, I'll probably never make it to the IKEA store. Lemme know what I'm missing, wouldja?!

Richard Humphreys
Richard Humphreys

I can't wait to go to the new ikea two or three months after it opens!

Jennifoodie
Jennifoodie

I laughed so hard at this that the pickled herring rose in my gullet.

davebarnes
davebarnes

Very funny.Some of us will not be going to IKEA during opening week.

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