Poop Fairies watch over Jefferson County hiking trails: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

By Kenny Be Tue., Jul. 12 2011 at 11:59 AM

Jefferson County officials should not be encouraging pet owners to believe that "There Is No Poop Fairy." As the illustration above indicates, scat scofflaws won't respond to any poop-pickup commandments unless they are being watched over by real, live poop fairies...

Jefferson County Poop Fairy Sheriff Ted Mink.

Instead of making speeches about the environmental impact of dog waste on ground water, Jefferson County Poop Fairy Sheriff Ted Mink should watch over hiking trails and make miscreant pet owners drink a glass of water containing their pet's poops.

Below, poop fairies stop making fun and start making tough choices...

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Bridgit Coffman, Carl Zinzanti, Jefferson County, Poop Fairy, Ted Mink

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Bill

Umm...why not just do what they are already doing in Lakewood Parks...www.PooFreeParks.com

Michael Roberts

Thanks for sharing the link, Bill. Much appreciated.

Valstar

I think dog poo is more dangerous than horse poo. I may be wrong and will admit so but from what i read dog poo carrys lots of bad stuff like parasites and bacteria that horse poo doesnt. I agree both should be cleaned up but this may explain why its not mandated like dog poo. Plus horse poo makes good fertilizer when composted, try some on your flowers.

Tylerscookin

yeah what about the horses. a horse makes more poo in one day than my yellow lab in a week. why is that not an issue\? im tired of riding my bike through horse poo

Guest

Yes...dog owners should clean up after their pet...but why do horse owners get a free pass? I see horse shit all the time on trails...more often than dog shit.