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Worst-dressed cities list in GQ says people in Boulder look better naked

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Boulder is so accustomed to winning awards -- from being named the Happiest City in the USA to serving as home of CU, America's Top Party School -- that it's something of a shock to see the town wind up on a negative list.

But it's happened: GQ says Boulder is one of the forty worst-dressed cities, albeit in a way that offers a backhanded compliment.

First of all, Boulder places in fortieth place, meaning it's the least lousy of the losers. (The top -- or bottom, depending on how you look at it -- ten will be made public on Friday.) And while writer Nurit Zunger knocks Boulderites from choosing between three major categories of clothing (anything made by North Face or Patagonia, plus fanny packs) and turning Adidas, Crocs and Uggs into seasonal trends to be rocked while downing a wheatgrass shot and a vegan "cookie," the blurb includes a humorous burst of positivity:

Of Boulder's 100,000 people, about 30,000 are students, some 99.9% are blonde, and all of them in better shape than you. This town is always obnoxiously flaunting its "fittest-place-in-the-country" awards, and you will be hard-pressed to find one person here, including your 85-year-old grandmother, without a six-pack. It is, in fact, a worst-dressed city that looks best naked. So Boulderites, do your fellow citizens a favor: next time you reach for the biking-shorts-and-sneakers as eveningwear combo, just take it all off.

You heard it, Boulder. Time to make the Naked Pumpkin Run a daily event!

More from our Comment of the Day archive: "Reader: Seeing junk during Naked Pumpkin Run not as scary as wrong Google images search."


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4 comments
TasseledLoafer
TasseledLoafer

Well, that confirms it.  There aren't enough gay men in Boulder....to make it a "best-dressed city" or to matter to GQ when it loses all of its Boulder subscribers.

Gary
Gary

Boulder is fullof pretentious douches who are too stoned to realize that the pants they arewearing are really sewn-together bath mats.

monopod
monopod

What a reasonable, well thought-out and insightful comment, one that certainly doesn't reveal any underlying issues on the part of the poster.  Thank you for contributing to this reasonable discussion.

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