Top 10 things you shouldn't call the cops to help you find -- aside from your lost remote

• I thought this was okay, but just don't like the clickthroughs. Getting them on one or two pages would help.

• Thanks for the post, S. Smith.

• Congrats on the comment of the day! When you point out the WW is one of only two print news publications left in Denver, it is pretty scary. What will we do when all of our independent journalists are gone? Their job as watchdog of government is very important. What can be done to support local newspapers so that they can provide all the news we need?

• Their coffers are stuffed from all the MMJ Money they are raking in weekly.  Some at ww are getting fat and lazy.

• Thanks for sharing your thoughts, DB. We're going to make it an upcoming Comment of the Day. Congrats, and thanks for reading.

• Sorry we didn't strike your funny bone, Julie. Thanks for weighing in.

• So glad I am not the only one that didn't find this all that funny. If someone stole money from me or my birth certificate, I would call the police. Everything else? Well, ever heard of the word cliche?

• I nominate DB's comment as comment of the year.

• this was absolutely awful. not funny in the least. who got paid to put this up?

• Another great day in journalism. This wasn't even funny. Seriously, Westword, please remember you are one of two print publications left in this proud City and you keep getting dumber and dumber and dumber. You constantly tear down the other publication, and in it's place, the past three days Westword's exercise of its First Amendment franchise has included a lengthy first-person report on how Ikea is really busy on the second Saturday it's open, followed by another Pulitzer winner about the long wait at the DMV and now this, whatever it is. Meanwhile, the economy is teetering on collapse, a local soldier died in the deadliest day in the war in Afghanistan, a billionaire who funded the Tea Party and Swift Boat Veterans for Truth is killed in Aspen, and not a single Westword reporter has lifted a finger to write about any of it so far. Whatever happened with the mayor's hooker allegations? I don't know. Westword doesn't either despite all its innuendo and sophomoric jokes. I'm not just being snarky here. I'm fed up with this garbage journalism -- in the only other supposedly unbiased newspaper in town. I'm fed up with the important stories you nor the Post are covering. No ideas for real journalism? To the right of this story is an ad by the ASPCA about starving and abandoned animals. Has this economy made it worse? Will government funding cuts hurt shelters and make the problem worse? There you go. A good and important story less than an inch and half from your stupid waste of manpower on ... shit, I don't even know what you would call this. What have you got in store for tomorrow, song dedications to your favorite public figures? I dedicate "Disco Duck" to Westword. See? Anybody can be stupid and corny.

• You forgot "your weed"! Even in an MMJ state as liberal as ours, you'll be hard pressed to find a cop willing to help you track down that missing dime bag.

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