HempCon 2011: See video of Hot Ass contest once planned for med. marijuana event (NSFW)

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Earlier this month, Mile Highs and Lows called out HempCon 2011 organizers for promoting "Hot Ass" and "Best Orgasm" contests at their medical marijuana convention scheduled for this weekend at the Denver Merchandise Mart. Now, a video of a previous Hot Ass contest has surfaced, and there's nothing medical about it -- unless you're a proctologist, maybe.

Although HempCon removed the contests from the Denver schedule, the comments on our original blog post haven't stopped coming in.

A few readers saw no harm in a bit of skin with their sativas, but most agreed that a medical marijuana convention was no place for tits and ass. Then, yesterday, Denver Relief owner Ean Seeb posted a link to a video he found of a past HempCon Best Ass contest.

Seeb said he received an e-mail from Futurola, manufacturers of cone and joint rolling machines, with links to their website. He clicked around and eventually stumbled on the video below.

In the clip, "Christina the Futurola Girl" can be seen dropping "it" as if "it" were hot and showing the crowd what she was working with, as it were. The results aren't that different from what's on view in thousands of rap videos or even car conventions -- but, again, this contest was held at a medical marijuana event.

We won't re-hash our argument again here. Instead, we've posted the video for you to judge for yourself. Be warned: it's NSFW (unless you work at Shotgun Willie's).

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Colorado Mmj Patient
Colorado Mmj Patient

This event was a HUGE BUST.  People are saying that there was only 500 people for the weekend.  Hopefully after this failure and Kush Expo's failure all of these CONS will stay out of Colorado.  All they do it come into town, take our money, and leave.  

We are in hundreds of MMCs per month.  According to what we have heard, many will never go to a CON event again.  They are starting to get rid of carrying Kush magazine because it is all ads and coupons.  Our tiny 16 page magazine has more content than that coffee table behemoth.  

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Only 500 people? If readers went, please let us know what you saw.

cherylshuman
cherylshuman

I'm glad that you found this video to expose what is going on at Hempcon. At the same time it makes me sad for the entire cannabis community that works so hard to be taken seriously.

Cheryl ShumanKUSH Magazine

Corey Donahue's Mom
Corey Donahue's Mom

We'll see what you'll be saying about T&A come December when your convention rolls into town.  I seem to recall T&A, naughty "nurses" and the like at both of your KUSH conventions.  Don't play all innocent, Cheryl

cherylshuman
cherylshuman

Hello Corey Donahue's Mom,I'm not playing "innocent" at all. It's no secret that we have also had issues with people showing up dressed in the same way. Last Kushcon we asked several young ladies to leave and they were escorted out. It's a constant battle.  If you attended KUSHCON, you would have to pay respect to the activists and speakers that were there. It was an outstanding group of people, including Governor Gary Johnson and Jared Polis among others.  We've certainly NEVER had anything like what was shown in the above video and it would never be tolerated at our events.

Respectfully,Cheryl ShumanKUSH Magazine

RyanJohnSmith
RyanJohnSmith

I bet Saturday nights at your house are a riot.

cherylshuman
cherylshuman

"Guest" aka Hempcon SupporterCorrect! We are discussing KUSHCON which is what I have control over. As discussed in my previous comment, I have zero editorial control over KUSH Magazine. I only have control over the speakers and activists interactions with the magazine, which I assure you are respected and intact. That being said, there is NOTHING in KUSH Magazine that is even close to the trash that HempCon puts out. You will NEVER an have NEVER seen a woman literally raising her skirt to expose her full "ass and vagina" as in these videos. PERIOD.  You know it and I know it.....These images are disgusting and we all agree. That being said, I also read/subscribe to Maxim, Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan, Vogue and many others that regularly feature women and nudity. There is a classy way of displaying photography and then there is a trashy way. It's that simple and you know it. You obviously have your own agenda and that's why you are hiding behind an anonymous screen name and once again, I am proud to sign my name and show who I am and stand behind every word I type. YOU on the other hand are a faceless coward.

Cheryl ShumanKUSH Magazine

Samuel Wells
Samuel Wells

The solution is simple -- just don't read it. Kush -- like most publications -- is 90% ad anyway. If you want a real medical marijuana magazine with patient stories and real science, stick with "Treating Yourself".

Kush has had chick in their magazine and convention but I think they have improved quite a bit in the past year. KushCon 2 didn't have nearly as many girls dressed poorly and the centerfolds have evolved with time as well. Just a thought -- ntohing stays the same! 

Guest
Guest

So the material you have published in your own magazine isn't relevant to this discussion? How amazingly disingenuous of you. I also couldn't help but notice that the digital version of the magazines posted online don't have the centerfolds included. Hmmm, I wonder why?

To call your magazine "classy" is ridiculous to anyone except 19 year old boys. Your articles about snowboarding and Phish concerts cushion those centerfolds described above. See, the problem with misrepresenting your own publication is that anyone who has back issues can easily call you out.

 

cherylshuman
cherylshuman

"GUEST" If you could stay "ON TOPIC" we were specifically discussing KUSHCON. The woman in the nurses outfit that you saw was escorted out of the convention. You can find her and ask her personally and I'm sure that she will tell you. The vendor that hired her could also verify that. My hunch is that since you are simply "GUEST" that you are afraid to show your face, so I'm assuming that you are afraid to back up  your works... which means, you're most likely a HempCon employee or supporter. There is NO comparison between KUSHCON and HempCon period.

Class vs. Trash. Plain and simple. End of discussion. I'm showing my face and standing 100% behind what I say. People who hide behind anonymous screen names don't impress me much.

Cheryl ShumanKUSH Magazine

Guest
Guest

Any interested party simply needs to review past issues of your magazine and search the centerfolds. Although a handful of the women in these photos are moderately clothed there are many in lingerie, bustiers, fishnet stockings, etc posing with buds. I reviewed several issues of your publication: the very first I picked up (March 15th 2011) has a centerfold for the pink lady strain complete with several photos of scantily clad bimbos. The second I snagged, from April 2010, features a model wearing a bra and panties (with the jack of hearts tucked against her breast -- classy, very classy) smoking a joint next to a skunk wearing a diamond "bling" pendant. The third, from August 2010, features a model wearing a bustier top, skimpy panties and fishnet stockings standing in a pile of buds and human skulls. The earliest I found as from Dec 2009 and that little puppy features nothing else than a naughty nurse in a skimpy outfit, holding buds in one hand, a spliff in the other: she is pulling open her top to reveal her cleavage with the hand holding the spliff.

Yeah, how could anyone ever get the idea that Kush magazine uses sexualized women to promoted medical marijuana???? While Kush has not quite sunk to the level of these ridiculous stripper-like contests, you certainly dont shy away from using sales skanks.

Oh, and by the way, a photo of a nurse from your last convention is available right here at the WW archives. Although the photographer was careful to keep it as classy as possible, you can plainly see a supershort microskirt that barely covers a skimpy little underthing. 

cherylshuman
cherylshuman

"Guest" You are not being truthful. I challenge you to prove your point with photos and evidence. I can easily show you a group of 50 of Colorado's most respected activists that strongly support my position.

Name ONE person that agrees with your position.Cheryl ShumanKUSH Magazine

cherylshuman
cherylshuman

Ryan John Smith,Thank you. I agree with you. KUSHCon did NOT have any g-string girls. If anyone tried that, they would have been escorted out. Also, I agree with you. Someone can be sensual and even sexy without in your face gutter trash.  I challenge ANYONE including "GUEST" anonymous posters to find anything like this at KUSHCON.

Respectfully,Cheryl ShumanKUSH Magazine

RyanJohnSmith
RyanJohnSmith

I saw no g-strings.

I did see some outfits that were sexual yet not trashy. 

There is a difference between sensuality and in-you-face hooker contests. 

Guest
Guest

Cheryl,

Your problem is that anyone who has attended the Kush-cons knows for a fact you are not being enttirely truthful. I have attended your conventions and have personally witnessed strippers in nurse's "outfits" (compelte with g-string things and high heels), hula-hooping hootchies and booth bimbos galore. While your organization may not sponsor any booty-shaking contests it is very disingenous of you to imply that you don't tolerate scantily dressed skanks shilling all sorts of shit.

Again, anyone who has attended any of your events knows this to be true. What do you think made people so angry about this issue to begin with? This has been a sore point with MMJ activists long before this group came to town and it was a reaction to YOUR events.

Kush is no different
Kush is no different

Doesn't your magazine have centerfold spreads of young girls with weed?

RyanJohnSmith
RyanJohnSmith

What's your definition of " centerfold " ?

A girl posing in a bikini with a bong or a leaf ?

High Times has been doing this for years; as has Sports Illustrated and pretty much every other major magazine printed today with the exception of the New Yorker.

What's with the animosity brah ? Are you anti-girl and anti-herb ? Do you hate music and puppies too ?

Do a J. Relax.

RyanJohnSmith
RyanJohnSmith

Righteous. 

Sorry for that dig on your daughters...I went to CSU. 

I'm sure they are both wonderful young ladies.

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Love your post, Ryan. We're going to make it an upcoming Comment of the Day. Congrats.

cherylshuman
cherylshuman

KUSH Magazine features centerfolds. There are no underage girls in our magazine. The centerfolds have featured women and men. Is KUSH Magazine perfect? No. But it's a work in progress. I'm an activist that has no actual editorial control over our magazine, which I'm hoping to change. I'm working hard each and every day to do my best. It is my hope that I can continue to work towards improving the overall image of the modern cannabis consumer, patient and business person.

Cheryl ShumanKUSH Magazine

Colorado Mmj Patient
Colorado Mmj Patient

Editorial Content?  There is no content in Kush.  Only ads and coupons.  Why don't you do something useful for the community that you take hundreds of thousands of dollars from each year?

guest
guest

 While this contest obviously would seem out of place at a true medicinal convention, in reality it further proves that these hemp conventions & actually the entire idea of medicinal marijuana is nothing but a thin & poorly disguised veil to cover up the fact that it's all about potheads getting stoned purely for recreational purposes.  Forgetting altogether that the idea that marijuana is a proven health aid that has superior results to conventional methods has about as much factual scientific truth behind it as global warming.  Just focusing on the reality that the percentage of people using for medicinal purposes versus recreational rank in single digits is enough to cast a shameful shadow on the whole biz.  Speaking as a person who conquered their disease by getting off the couch & doing the right things such as exercise, proper diet, and proactive healthy lifestyle methods, it sickens me that people use this garbage as a crutch, or even worse, an excuse to be pathetic.  Either way, I think we all know the reality behind the situation.  Just some choose to ignore it, or worse by allowing it to progress.  Shame what has become of our country.

And just for the record, I dunno what this recent fad or infatuation is with fat, wobbly, cottage cheese asses stems from, but the blonde girl with the the long lean legs & tight ass was robbed.

Liza Chapman
Liza Chapman

Well, now I know not to go. This has nothing to do with medical marijuana, and is just exactly why normal family people don't want marijuana legalized. Thanks for the degrading vid .  This so-called convention has nothing to do with the healthful, positive effects or applications of hemp.      This looks like a red-neck, neanderthal trailer-park block party.

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

I don't know what you guys are talking about. This video is amazing.

They made those clothes completely out of hemp! 

I might have made the demos just a bit bigger...but wow! Hemp is an amazing fiber! See how it contours and stretches, yet maintains a firm and tight grasp? That's hemptastic. 

Imagine how strong that thong must be to contain that, the HempQueen's bee-hind. The strength of Hemp fiber compared to it's weight and the ease of production makes it a top contender for many personal, commercial and even industrial uses. Hemp can be grown easier, with fewer chemicals, in small areas and produce yields that out-compete juxtaposed industries.

I bet that trophy is made of hemp plastic as well. It's relatively cheap, becoming easier to produce, and biodegrades in less than two years, compared to petrol-plastics which don't biodegrade, and take 20 years to break down leaving residual toxins if allowed to photodegrade on the surface.  

The lights at the con will hopefully be powered by hemp seed oil, used as a biofuel. Another wonderful benefit of the plant, especially when taken into consideration that the majority of oil from production could be used first as a "superfood" for humans, containing strong concentrations of beneficial nutrients, and the remaining resources can be used to fuel our lives.  

I was glued to the screen. Not with hemp-glue though. Another product made from the materials in the Cannabis plant.

Joe
Joe

some how i doubt this

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

Hemp is an impressive product, and these guys aren't doing much more than capitalizing on that fact.

There are plenty of groups who raise money to help forward legalization and industrialization of hemp products. Give them $1000 and they'll make you a booth OUT of hemp then use the rest to forward the movement 

They'd probably sell more tickets to "HumpCon", there's not many hemp geeks out there.

High Country Caregiver
High Country Caregiver

The blonde was hot, but with the brunettes shake, that thing literally spoke for itself and won!  If this were Thailand that ass would literally be smoking though!

Mmm Mmm good
Mmm Mmm good

TASTY!!!

I'd vote for the blonde. I like her toned and firm body.

Is it possible to get this competion back in the expo? I'd go to the expo just for this.

Matt in Boulder
Matt in Boulder

I know I'm stretching here but if ED were listed as one of the ailments that MMJ could be used to treat in Colorado (which it possibly should be) then they could pull this video off as being "medicinal".  There are a couple of strains I've tried that, combined with a video like this, would give Viagra a serious run for its money.  That is, only if they got that sketchy MC dude out of the picture...

Alunite2
Alunite2

Nice ass but what does it have to do with this industry? haha

Ean
Ean

Will, thank you for drawing attention to this. Hopefully, Colorado medical marijuana patients will recognize that HempCon is whole lot more Con than it is Hemp. If you need tits and ass to con people into paying admission to a convention, perhaps it's high time you recognize your convention is for an entirely different industry.

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Thanks for bringing this video to our attention, Ean. Much appreciated.

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