Bizarre classroom posters from the '70s, Part 2: Filling in the (very strange) blanks

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Around the time students were returning to school this year, we shared a collection of bizarre classroom posters from the '70s -- discussion starters that often asked existential questions like, "What can you do when no one seems to care?" Now, as we ready for Thanksgiving break, here's a sequel, straight from 1974. The difference this time? None of the oddly beautiful illustrations have captions -- so we came up with some of our own. See what you can learn below.

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"I found this outfit in your closet -- and you can't have it back!"

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"Out of my way, junior!"

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"This dress is horrible! I'm shopping in your closet from now on!"

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"Mmmm... tobacco. It's definitely the coolest way to slowly kill myself."

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"Looks like you're smoking grass, too."

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"I'm sorry for smoking anything, God!"

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"On second thought, maybe this worked out pretty well after all."

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