Bizarre classroom posters from the '70s, Part 2: Filling in the (very strange) blanks

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Around the time students were returning to school this year, we shared a collection of bizarre classroom posters from the '70s -- discussion starters that often asked existential questions like, "What can you do when no one seems to care?" Now, as we ready for Thanksgiving break, here's a sequel, straight from 1974. The difference this time? None of the oddly beautiful illustrations have captions -- so we came up with some of our own. See what you can learn below.

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"I found this outfit in your closet -- and you can't have it back!"

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"Out of my way, junior!"

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"This dress is horrible! I'm shopping in your closet from now on!"

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"Mmmm... tobacco. It's definitely the coolest way to slowly kill myself."

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"Looks like you're smoking grass, too."

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"I'm sorry for smoking anything, God!"

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"On second thought, maybe this worked out pretty well after all."


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CAMSHEEL
CAMSHEEL

I neaver heard or saw any poster's  of this kind from the 70's here in NJ

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Guess Colorado just got lucky. Thanks for posting, CAMSHEEL.

Rhodeguy
Rhodeguy

God forbid anyone post edgy captions. Afraid of the PC police are we?

the pizza
the pizza

LMAO @ the people who actually thought any of this was remotely funny. But seriously, it's not funny. At all.

Pandarzan
Pandarzan

I'm sorry, but the first two, whatever they are supposed to say, definitely begin with "Bitch Please!" and end with something about that red romper.

Brenda
Brenda

I thought the best caption was "I think it's time to burn my bra." -and that caption wasn't funny. It was poignant. 

lesserlesserwashington
lesserlesserwashington

I can't believe you didn't make a joke about junior indians having fewer treaty rights...

Dr. Gigglestein
Dr. Gigglestein

I thought the captions were excellent, and I'm a professional!

Sam Pourasghar
Sam Pourasghar

Professional what? I don't think that you're really a doctor and if you were I would assume that you wouldn't take my ailments seriously.

NotLaughing
NotLaughing

This has got the be the biggest collection of unfunny captions I have ever seen.... sorry.

Ramone
Ramone

This has got to be the biggest wet blanket comment about totally hilarious captions I have ever seen.... not sorry.

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