Stephen Colbert reveals Denver Int'l Airport conspiracies -- and phallic symbols! (VIDEO)

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Video below.
Denver International Airport conspiracy theories just got a boost from one Stephen Colbert. Last night, as part of The Colbert Report's preview to 2012, and those Mayan prophecies that are supposed to spell our doom, he intoned the phrase, "When the end times come, the last words you hear may just be..."

Cut to perky greeter at DIA saying, "Welcome to Denver International Airport" -- and then turning into an evil succubus!

The DIA package also features guest appearances by Jesse Ventura, Alex Jones and the Fox31 team of Libby Weaver and Ron Zappolo. But the real star of the show is William Tapley, who calls himself both "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" and "Co-Prophet of the End Times." Tapley warbles songs of catastrophe in between talking about all the phallic symbols visible on the Demonic Blue Mustang.

Not including his actual phallus, which he apparently overlooked. See the entire extravaganza below.

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Musicianlove9
Musicianlove9

I noticed you failed to show the top of the horses mane..I saw it in another more honest pic...The man could have a point..and we know that movies like the Matrix..for example..are the elites  hiding in plain site..a sort of bragging about what they are doing to mankind.....knowing that most people never get it.thats why they make fun of people..when in reality..its just that most people do not posses the evil minds the elites do.and cannot fathom that such evil people exist..Most people have not JOINED THEMSELVES TO THE HARLOT..so they dont see the evil.they just dont think that way...Evil is not on their mind...They are not dumb or stupid..they are good..and dont think in terms of deceit....money mongering...evil...narcissism..manipulation for self gain..The bible warns us of these people ..There are some who see exactly what is going on..MY PEOPLE PERISH FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE...KNOWLEDGE IS POWER..thats why elites hide knowledge from mankind...to 'dumb him down'...as most people are to lazy to seek the truth..or read a little history , what a shame!..Frankly..I hate the horse..it looks evil and demonic to me..like a ruby in the crown of the demons.A conquering ..a domination..as if  MARKING THEIR TERRITORY, a haughty brag.....

Musicianlove9
Musicianlove9

I noticed you failed to show the top of the horses main..Im sure it was just an over site...*wink*

SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

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SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

Another restaurant cliaimed to use fresh mozz arellacheese,where it's dishes were actually made with economy cheddar.the"fresh pasta"advertieshed on another meau tumed out to befrozen.--Agedate. c0m --a nice and free placefor younger women and older men,or older women and younger men,to interact witheach other.

SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

Another restaurant cliaimed to use fresh mozz arellacheese,where it's dishes were actually made with economy cheddar.the"fresh pasta"advertieshed on another meau tumed out to befrozen.--Agedate. c0m --a nice and free placefor younger women and older men,or older women and younger men,to interact witheach other.

SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

Another restaurant cliaimed to use fresh mozz arellacheese,where it's dishes were actually made with economy cheddar.the"fresh pasta"advertieshed on another meau tumed out to befrozen.--Agedate. c0m --a nice and free placefor younger women and older men,or older women and younger men,to interact witheach other.

SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

Another restaurant cliaimed to use fresh mozz arellacheese,where it's dishes were actually made with economy cheddar.the"fresh pasta"advertieshed on another meau tumed out to befrozen.--Agedate. c0m --a nice and free placefor younger women and older men,or older women and younger men,to interact witheach other.

SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

Another restaurant cliaimed to use fresh mozz arellacheese,where it's dishes were actually made with economy cheddar.the"fresh pasta"advertieshed on another meau tumed out to befrozen.--Agedate. c0m --a nice and free placefor younger women and older men,or older women and younger men,to interact witheach other.

SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

Another restaurant cliaimed to use fresh mozz arellacheese,where it's dishes were actually made with economy cheddar.the"fresh pasta"advertieshed on another meau tumed out to befrozen.--Agedate. c0m --a nice and free placefor younger women and older men,or older women and younger men,to interact witheach other.

Carl
Carl

All I have to Say Is Be Very Careful When You Go Seeking The Truth about the Past For You Might Find Out more Than You Can Handle Denver Airport Is a Dark Place Indeed and Underground Tunnels ect If you seek to further your Knowledge of our Past Let me warn You don't be Shocked of what you find out.

dark
dark

Its not about these jokes. Its about odd paintings in the walls... depicting death. Its also about the fact that the airport is in the middle of nowhere and construction continues even though the airport has been finished a long time ago.

JDGreen
JDGreen

Dude, What's With The Use of Capital Letters At the Beginning of All the Words In Your Post?  Are You A Headline Writer Trapped in an IT Geek's Body?

Dferguson
Dferguson

The construction may have something to do with the new light rail line.  And perhaps its location also has something to do with Denver's purchase of land from Adams Co. for the express purpose of having enough land area to build a large airport to better manage its role as a hub.  Perhaps it would be prudent to read more about local events...

eldaveablo
eldaveablo

And seriously, there is nothing wrong with punctuation. 

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