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Jankiest marijuana pipe photos: Dude, you could die smoking out of that!

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A few weeks back, we asked our fine Mile Highs and Lows readers to submit pictures of the most ghettofied smoking devices they own. The winner (or loser, depending on how you look at it), gets a shiny, new Silver Surfer Vaporizer. We didn't just want the typical apple pipes, aluminum can pipes and two-liter bong setups, and you all came through.

The response was great, and as you can see below, some people have put more effort into fixing their pipe than into coming up with the $20 or so that it would take to replace it. Below, check out our countdown to the winner. All you runners-up are just going to have to smoke joints in the meantime, so we're sending you all out a few DoobToobs as consolation prizes so you can keep your paper planes safe in a hangar.

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Mic check, 4, 2, 0....
9. Microphone Pipe
This one took home the most creative pipe award by far -- but style alone wasn't going to win the contest. I imagine this pipe was made out of necessity on the road but has remained in use due to its stealthiness in states where medicating before rocking the fuck out is frowned upon. Or maybe it was the lead singer of a stoner band who got tired of waiting until he was backstage during a set break to smoke a bowl. Whoever made this, feel free to bring it to the next Westword music showcase and meet me backstage.


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55 comments
Randall Erkelens
Randall Erkelens

I refuse to click through one more article with "next" links so you can rack-up clicks Westword. This makes it VERY UNUSER FRIENDLY to look at your site. NO way.. not anymore.. Make your articles and photo libraries scroll.

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

Not nearly as many times as the amount of butthurt replies posted by Lamebook users who frequent this page.

Wesley Honegger
Wesley Honegger

"Jankiest"....?!?! I haven't heard anyone use "janky" in something like 13 years.

Shane Garza
Shane Garza

I'll come smoke with you at the next show case for sure just send me tickets haha. And on a side note I'd agree with Michael frost, I smoke too but I like to read my news you know. I enjoy all the articles each week but pot is jumping into the magazine and taking over. Leave that for the chronicles and let readers get some mix, news and pot(: constructive criticism though no harsh feelings what so ever stay up. Westword will always rule the Rockies

Derek Reese
Derek Reese

Its my means of work for the time being.

Paul Cain
Paul Cain

It was the gb for me back then. I don't smoke anymore now tho lol.

Travis Risenurr
Travis Risenurr

Wish I had seen the call out for entries I have an awesome photo for this haha

Derek Reese
Derek Reese

Holy shit Paul man. Its been so freaking long! Almost 12 years I bet, right? These days I still love my good ol blunts n planes

Paul Cain
Paul Cain

Yes Derek, back in the day. Only middle schoolers can't afford glass.

Erin Pesick
Erin Pesick

Brandie Barry !!!!! Hahahaha tell robb to do this!

Derek Reese
Derek Reese

My homies and I made shit way better than this back in the day

Michael Frost
Michael Frost

how many more marijuana articles do you intend on publishing? ive been reading the westword for 10 years now and myself and many others have noticed over the last few years that more than half of your printed publication is nothing but dispensery advertisments and is no longer a viable source for local news.. youll probably write off this comment but heres hoping that find your way back to true journalism..by the way I am a pot smoker but I just leaching on to one subject is bad for a a publication.

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

Is the Westword a newspaper or my 15 year old cousins blog?

Craig Leavitt
Craig Leavitt

Laugh all you want, but that steamroller would kick your ass.

Derek MileHigh Nye
Derek MileHigh Nye

i like to taste it so i smoke/dab glass not metal and plastic...but i remember these days...in high school

James Taylor
James Taylor

Raziel Talos that is useful! When the time comes!

James Taylor
James Taylor

Toilet paper roll with a hole cut in it with foil wrapped around it. With holes poked in it of course.

Raziel Talos
Raziel Talos

If only people like this could use such ingenuity for something useful

Chris Richards
Chris Richards

Bitch i can make a bong like Fuckin mcgyver ok ho

Andrew Lovato
Andrew Lovato

Chillum carved from baby carrot....the struggle is real.

Krista Gustafson
Krista Gustafson

The soda can reminds me of many a college party where someone always had something to smoke but no one ever had a pipe, lol.

Loo Gutz
Loo Gutz

weak choice, i've seen jankier

Nate10244
Nate10244

If you guys want a amazing glass pipes for a cheap price go to blazedup.com thats were i get all of my smoking accessories

Douche_McGee
Douche_McGee

I wish I had taken a picture of my favorite bong - the Cartman Bong. It was a 5 gallon water cooler jug w/ a Cartman sticker, purple water and a rolled up dollar bill to plug the carb hole while pulling.

While it was cool it was a little too big and I should've used more water and added ice - the chamber took forever to empty out that it would get harsh.

SHREDDY KRUEGAR
SHREDDY KRUEGAR

cant wait until the SSV comes in the mail....thanks a lot Mr. Breathes and westword...I threw that shit away as soon as I got the email. I still cant believe I won...thanks!!!!

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