Jankiest marijuana pipe photos: Dude, you could die smoking out of that!

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A few weeks back, we asked our fine Mile Highs and Lows readers to submit pictures of the most ghettofied smoking devices they own. The winner (or loser, depending on how you look at it), gets a shiny, new Silver Surfer Vaporizer. We didn't just want the typical apple pipes, aluminum can pipes and two-liter bong setups, and you all came through.

The response was great, and as you can see below, some people have put more effort into fixing their pipe than into coming up with the $20 or so that it would take to replace it. Below, check out our countdown to the winner. All you runners-up are just going to have to smoke joints in the meantime, so we're sending you all out a few DoobToobs as consolation prizes so you can keep your paper planes safe in a hangar.

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Mic check, 4, 2, 0....
9. Microphone Pipe
This one took home the most creative pipe award by far -- but style alone wasn't going to win the contest. I imagine this pipe was made out of necessity on the road but has remained in use due to its stealthiness in states where medicating before rocking the fuck out is frowned upon. Or maybe it was the lead singer of a stoner band who got tired of waiting until he was backstage during a set break to smoke a bowl. Whoever made this, feel free to bring it to the next Westword music showcase and meet me backstage.

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Nate10244
Nate10244

If you guys want a amazing glass pipes for a cheap price go to blazedup.com thats were i get all of my smoking accessories

Douche_McGee
Douche_McGee

I wish I had taken a picture of my favorite bong - the Cartman Bong. It was a 5 gallon water cooler jug w/ a Cartman sticker, purple water and a rolled up dollar bill to plug the carb hole while pulling.

While it was cool it was a little too big and I should've used more water and added ice - the chamber took forever to empty out that it would get harsh.

SHREDDY KRUEGAR
SHREDDY KRUEGAR

cant wait until the SSV comes in the mail....thanks a lot Mr. Breathes and westword...I threw that shit away as soon as I got the email. I still cant believe I won...thanks!!!!

Dank Wan
Dank Wan

Looks like those aren't resin marks but burn marks from Melting the bowl in on that hello Sh*ty Pipe!!!Bit hey your the expert!lol Cool contest fun to see all those Jankie Pipes. What some people will do still...after Middle school !!!  

William Breathes
William Breathes

As I said in the blog post: "It's clearly been smoked out of, as you can tell from the charred/resin-covered hole where the bowl has been (likely) melted into place."

Brian Martinez
Brian Martinez

I like the mic pipe.  Now it just needs an Auto-Tune feature -- you know, to smooth out those times you're smoking some nasty ditch weed.

Tim Martin
Tim Martin

COngrats.  That mic pipe is the shizz.  Deserved higher than last Will!!  haha, good times all. 

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