Medical marijuana dispensary review: AllGreens on Kalamath step up from ex-tenants


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Chernobyl (connoisseur grade): $40/eighth
To me, this Trainwreck cross resembles the small, skinny and silver-trichomed buds of good examples of that strain in appearance -- which isn't to say they're identical. The Chernobyl I brought home had some beautiful greens and oranges to the color, giving it a fruity look that matched the easy, fruity smell. Broken up, it let out a sweet citrus scent like the butter-lemon dipping sauce for an artichoke. It smoked with a similar sweetness on the first few hits before rounding out to a more generic ganja taste by the end. For a sativa-dominant strain, this put my head and body down like a double helping of turkey dinner. I had great forehead and eye relaxation after two hits and was put into a nice mellow place for a good hour and a half before being able to properly function again. I wouldn't seek out this strain in particular again, but what I brought home was well grown and worth the purchase.

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Kong (connoisseur grade): $50/eighth
Every time I popped open a jar, the smell reminded me of strong diesel fumes mixed with, ironically, the rubbery scent of a new Kong dog chew toy. Oddly, there wasn't an extremely strong smell to the bud itself until you broke it up; then it released a much more pungent, nose-turning funk. Really pretty bud, too: dark green with hues of purple in just the right light and tiny calyxes covered in white trichomes that looked like Velcro under a microscope. Crystals fell like snowflakes on my desk while I was breaking up the herb for a spliff. It had a strong, Chemy (Chemdawg, not chemicals) taste to the first three or four hits, but it lost flavor by the middle of the joint. Smoked in a bowl later, the bud kept its flavor and burned to a white ash.

Now for the big question: Was it worth $50? No. It was a great cut of herb, and definitely better-looking than the cheaper, less-cured and machine-trimmed version Allgrens also sold. I get the extra time and effort that goes into it, and I'm the type of smoker the shop is probably trying to attract -- but paying four-year-old black-market prices for an eighth doesn't make sense to me anymore, especially when the other top-level strains sell for $10 less.

William Breathes is the pot pen name for our medical marijuana dispensary critic. Read more of his reviews over at Mile Highs and Lows and keep up with all of your marijuana news over at The Latest Word.


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All Greens - CLOSED

762 Kalamath St., Denver, CO

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ChoosingWisdom
ChoosingWisdom

Cannabis Medical, or Cannabis Technology as I thought it was called once, was not the first dispensary in the state of Colorado.  The Colorado Compassion Club was.  Hopefully the Cookstons didn't lie to the new tenants about that in order to sell the business.  AllGreens needs to change the claim on their sign as the first dispensary in Denver to being the oldest.  Otherwise, they are false adverstising and defacing the founders of the first dispensary, who sacrificed everything they had when they opened the Colorado Compassion Club.  In fact, the Denver Business Journal printed a retraction on their claim of being the first.

Dirty Hippie
Dirty Hippie

$50 an eighth seems to be "connoisseur" prices at several of the better dispensaries, but there is no need to pay that much as the regular Kong is fantastic. The Fuma Con Diablo is also a tremendous bargain and is excellent medicine. Buy by the OZ and save a ton of cash. I grabbed an OZ of Kong yesterday for $150. 

Allgreens was the first place I ever went to. Since then I have tried some of the dispensaries offering really cheap prices and found the quality of the medicine to be reflected in that. I have also tried some of the boutiques, and quality is top notch, but so is the price. I keep going back to Allgreens cuz they offer the best of both worlds. 

lovedagreen
lovedagreen

I think they lowered their prices. I got an 8th of their connoisseur shelf for 40 bucks. Soo worth it. Allgreens is great

William Breathes
William Breathes

As I said in the review, all of their connoisseur strains were $40 except for the Kong, which was selling for $50.

jillygirl
jillygirl

My bad drock and highmeza are andy the previous owner

jillygirl
jillygirl

I had a bad run in with previous owners. Guess I shouldn't jump to conclusions.Julie

ChoosingWisdom
ChoosingWisdom

Andy Cookston is a loose cannon bully with a bad temper who probably beats his wife.  They are liars and thieves.  Good thing they sold the business, if  they are indeed no longer involved.

jillygirl
jillygirl

Both highmeza and cannaclaus r the previous owners

Zhuston5
Zhuston5

I just went to allgreens and it is located off of 8th and Kalamath. Not 6th. Also I just paid 200 for their connoisseur grade med. R u sure u didn't buy a 1/4th for 50 bucks? The best bud I have seen in Denver by far at awesome prices

Drock00013
Drock00013

have you tried the Cherry Cola? i immediately thought of Urban Cannabis when you said Chernobyl...ive tried both from there...worth it but limited

Drock00013
Drock00013

the prices are competitive with black market so that it discourages resale for the most part...50-60 is street price in FL...i see MMCs here charge close to that for their top notch stuff...rarely do i see top notch for 25 an 1/8th tho...get some good genetics and GYO, thats the cheapest meds, the homegrown kind.

William Breathes
William Breathes

$45 is about the most people should be charing for 'top notch stuff'.

And this idea that it discourages blck market sales doesn't hold up when shops also sell $25 bags.

Highmesa753
Highmesa753

Any news on the current internal investigation at MMED?

Robert Chase
Robert Chase

tenants

William Breathes
William Breathes

damn. and I even had a great old mnemonic to remember that one with: the ten ants are tenants in my yard.

gotta stop writing these headlines at 3 a.m...

CannaClaus
CannaClaus

$50.00 an eighth is street dealer price, where's the medical in that ?$50.00 an eighth my ass, good luck with that. People that are sick and in need of cannabis shouldnt ever being paying such a rediculous price. Talk about getting ripped off,

Dude, the pic's all basically look the same anymore and the same guy might be trimming it all, like what's up with the extra wood?

William Breathes
William Breathes

My pictures all tend to look the same because I've used the exact same setup (jar lid and a $2 placemat) almost exclusively for the last two years. The 'extra wood' was from where I had pulled off part of the bud and smoked it before I realized I had yet to take my pictures. I agree with ya on the $50 eighth thing, though $50 isn't even street dealer price in Colorado anymore. thanks for commenting CannaClaus.

While I've got your attention, I've been a pretty good boy this year and was hoping you could bring me a new bong. Also, maybe a nice new SLR camera with a super tight macro lens so that I can post better pics for the kind readers here at Mile Highs and Lows?

CannaClaus
CannaClaus

And when we cross path's, gift's for no concideration await,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Merry Christmas,

CannaClaus
CannaClaus

That's "consideration" i meant.

Wow,,, this is some good shit!

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