Josh McDaniels timeline: Suck for years, then get your old job back

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October 11, 2009: Broncos beat Patriots, McDaniels pumps fist like a Jersey Shore cast member.

This overtime victory over his former employer pushed McDaniels' record to 5-0 and a week later the Broncos would take down the San Diego Chargers. This would be the height of the McDaniels Era.

Stat that makes the above video seem even more ridiculous:

McDaniels went 6-17 as Broncos coach after that victory.

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Jamal Charles ran for 259 yards and two touchdowns.

January 3, 2010: Broncos lose 44-24 to Kansas City Chiefs, ending season.

Needing a win to keep their playoff chances alive, the Broncos lost to a Chiefs team that came into the game with a 3-12 record. Orton threw two touchdown passes to Derrick Johnson, who plays for the Chiefs.

Before the game, McDaniels benched wide receiver Brandon Marshall and tight end Tony Scheffler with little explanation. The Broncos became one of only three teams in NFL history to miss the playoffs after starting the season 6-0.

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Look! I'm good now.

March 14, 2010: Broncos trade Peyton Hillis to Cleveland.

Hillis was infrequently used in Denver and at the time of the trade, no one was up in arms about shipping him to Cleveland for a total hunk of a backup quarterback (Brady Quinn). Then the 2010 season came, and given a starting position, Hillis rushed for 1,177 yards and eleven touchdowns.

Depressing stat given Hillis' success:

Regular season passes attempted by Brady Quinn: 0.

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If you're talented, you're not welcome on the Broncos.

April 14, 2010: Broncos trade Brandon Marshall to Miami.

Unhappy about his contract and feeling the Broncos' medical staff had misdiagnosed a hip injury that required surgery, Marshall was ready to leave Denver. And although Marshall amassed 327 receptions for 4,019 yards and 25 touchdowns in four seasons in Denver, the team was weary of his domestic violence issues and general mental instability.

So the Broncos shipped him to Miami for two second-round picks. If you're keeping score at home, that's three former or future Pro-Bowl players Josh McDaniels traded.

Obligatory depressing stat:

Marshall had 2,228 receiving yards and nine touchdowns in his two years with Miami, both of which are considered off-years for him.


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Trwesson2
Trwesson2

LONG LOST NOSTRADAMUS TEXT PREDICTS THAT TIM TEBOW WILL WIN A SUPER BOWL !!!!!!!!!

Nostradamus predicted a Tim Tebow Super Bowl Victory! Long lost text of Nostradamus has recently been unearthed.  Lo and behold, a few of them seem to be referring to Tim Tebow.  Take a lookat these two quatrains which Nostradamus wrote in Old French sometime in the mid-1500s:

The Prophecies; 11.1 412

Le cheval jeune, le vieux surmontera,

Et les onze contens seront unis ensemble,

En caige de fer le grande fera treisner,

Entree l’coupole dupalais, sera prins l’or.

 

TRANSLATION:

LINE 1:  HE YOUNG HORSE SHALL OVERCOME THE OLDER,

LINE 2:  AND ELEVEN PARTICIPANTS WILL UNITE TOGETHER,

LINE 3:  IN ARMOR OF STEEL THEY WILL MAKE THE GREATASSAULT,

LINE 4:  ENTERING THE DOME, THEY WILL SEIZE THE GOLD.

 

INTERPRETATION:

LINE 1: Tebow plays for the Denver Broncos.  Theolder may refer to John Elway

LINE 2: There are 11 players on each side of thefootball field

LINE 3: Football helmets and pads are often called“armor”

LINE 4: Both this year’s and next year’s Super Bowl is played in a dome!

 

The Prophecies; 11.1 417

Un leader de lumière apprendre son fort,

lalevée des hommes dans sa fraternité

Qui onc ne feut si gentillesse,

Sceptiquesdurance les tiendra 'agenouillent commelui.

 

TRANSLATION:

LINE 1:  A LEADER OF LIGHT WILL LEARN OF HIS STRENGTH,

LINE 2:  LIFTING THE MEN IN HIS BROTHERHOOD,

LINE 3:  NEVER WAS THERE ONE FILLED WITH SUCHKINDNESS,

LINE 4:  DOUBTERS THAT FOR LONG THEY SHALLKNEEL LIKE HIM.

 

INTERPRETATION:

LINE 1:  Tim Tebow is often referred to as a leader

LINE 2:  Many in his team call Tebow inspirational

LINE 3:  Tebow is considered one of the kindest people on Earth

LINE 4:  He has manydoubters, and people everywhere are “Tebowing”

Eric
Eric

Interpretation:

45-10.

Next!

Jmart
Jmart

Where will Cutler, Marshall and Hillis be watching Tebow and Thomas play there 2nd playoff game??  You're welcome - J.McDaniels

Colorado Mmj Patient
Colorado Mmj Patient

Well the only good thing is that we got rid of the baby Jay Cutler. That guy would have wasted our time for years.

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Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

At least he got a better haircut when he moved to Chicago. Thanks for the post, Patient.

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