Ten reasons Tim Tebow is the most desirable celebrity neighbor

• Hi Michael,   I just try to look behind all the whitewash that Caplis uses to mask the clear picture of him.  But in any case some comments about Caplis may often be very factual even if they might include a bit of whimsical bluster.   The actual Gospel According to Caplis on The Caplis & Silverman Show 23Dec2010    Caplis:   “….So we’re out at the mall, we’re out there, Park Meadows, and we’re in the Apple Store, we’re doing our thing and were sort of tucked in the back of the store, back by headphones, and so we’re lookin’ real close at these headphones, by the way very, very cool headphones, they don’t pay me to endorse this I wish they did…    …anyway we're back there sort of  looking at those and then, um, all the sudden there’s this guy, like six inches from me, ah, look out the corner of my eye, he’s got this hat pulled down way over his face and baggy clothes, baggy sweats, everything else, and I look over, and say OK , yeah, its Tim Tebow.  So you know were’ looking at the same headphones and you know, OUR EYES CAUGHT, and you know, clearly Tim Tebow is just a saint….”

• TEBOW IS A THROWBACK QB

• I'd only like him as a neighbor so I could egg his house more easily

• You paint quite a picture, Newman. Thanks for the post.

•  Excellent Kyle.  You hit many of the key points as to why my close buddy, Dan Caplis, must be lobbying hard (behind the scenes, of course) to have Tebow move into Danny’s suburban enclave.  (Versus Dan’s own vow to move to the inner city he boasted about when Aimee moved out of the spotlight—yeah, that and many other Caplis pronouncements are going to happen…) Once Timothy is firmly settled in, there would be less pressure when Dan attends those neighborhood touch football games when his defibrillator comes in more than handy  (But we’re still waiting on Dan’s exact $ettlement details he promised after the tragic high school football death that caused him to carry around a defibrillator and take up that very good cause).  If Dan can’t heroically save a neighbor’s life again next time, Tim Tebow miraculously will.  It is a good backup plan. And with Tebow as a neighbor, then Caplis, no stranger to improper self-promotion, won’t have to shamelessly plug the quarterback school, its coach, and others that he is using to groom his son, apparently to become CU’s football’s own savior someday.   Dan’s glommed on to QB’s and others on his radio show,  so what could be better than a few free lessons in quarterbacking, abstinence, and overt religiosity if Timmy was down the street and part of the inner Caplis cabal?  Dan says he’s never met Tebow yet, but with ads done by his law office citing Tebow’s charity, even if it is a limited contributions vs. the grand gesture it sounds like on-air, he still must have a distinct advantage in the neighborhood sweepstakes, already.  And with the Tebow-Worship-Hour following the Bash-Obama-Hour on his daily show, Dan must have a shot at bagging Tim as a neighbor.  Besides, Dan and Tim locked eyes in a mall store a Christmas or two ago, if memory serves.  They were only six inches apart while they were both looking at electronics products, recalling Dan’s recollection, from one of his many “Danecdotes” on-air.  Maybe they will rekindle that moving moment someday. And, if Tim ever did some shirtless Gethsemane gardening down Danno’s street while contemplating a disastrous day on the football field, maybe that sight alone would lessen Aimee’s crush on that heathen lefty George Clooney, and then her love, adoration, and drool for Tebow  could equal her husband’s.  Well, come closer to it, at least.   (BTW, these are cheap shots at Dan, not his family.  I’m sure his wife is still talented and smokin’ hot, and his kids sound smart and wonderful when they’re on the public’s airwaves.) JMO

TotalComments: 5