Tim Tebow: The ten crappiest pieces of Chosen One merch on Craigslist

• This is classic, take a look at what a friend sent me about Tim Tebow and Nostradamus’ predictions: https://sites.google.com/site/timtebowdamus/    Nostradamus predicted a Tim Tebow Super Bowl Victory!   Long lost text of Nostradamus has recently been unearthed. Lo and behold, a few of them seem to be referring to Tim Tebow. Take a look at these two quatrains which Nostradamus wrote in Old French sometime in the mid-1500s:     The Prophecies; 11.1 412  Le cheval jeune, le vieux surmontera,   Et les onze contens seront unis ensemble,  En caige de fer le grande fera treisner,   Entree l’coupole du palais, sera prins l’or.    TRANSLATION:  LINE 1: HE YOUNG HORSE SHALL OVERCOME THE OLDER,   LINE 2: AND ELEVEN PARTICIPANTS WILL UNITE TOGETHER,   LINE 3: IN ARMOR OF STEEL THEY WILL MAKE THE GREAT ASSAULT,   LINE 4: ENTERING THE DOME, THEY WILL SEIZE THE GOLD.     INTERPRETATION:  LINE 1: Tebow plays for the Denver Broncos. The older may refer to John Elway  LINE 2: There are 11 players on each side of the football field  LINE 3: Football helmets and pads are often called “armor”  LINE 4: Both this year’s and next year’s Super Bowl is played in a dome!    The Prophecies; 11.1 417  Un leader de lumière apprendre son fort,  la levée des hommes dans sa fraternité   Qui onc ne feut si gentillesse,  Sceptiques durance les tiendra 'agenouillent comme lui.    TRANSLATION:  LINE 1: A LEADER OF LIGHT WILL LEARN OF HIS STRENGTH,  LINE 2: LIFTING THE MEN IN HIS BROTHERHOOD,  LINE 3: NEVER WAS THERE ONE FILLED WITH SUCH KINDNESS,  LINE 4: DOUBTERS THAT FOR LONG THEY SHALL KNEEL LIKE HIM.    INTERPRETATION:  LINE 1: Tim Tebow is often referred to as a leader  LINE 2: Many in his team call Tebow inspirational  LINE 3: Tebow is considered one of the kindest people on Earth  LINE 4: He has many doubters, and people everywhere are “Tebowing”...less User ID:http://sportsnation.espn.go.com/fans/trwesson  

• Take a look at what I just saw on Facebook:    LONG LOST NOSTRADAMUS TEXT PREDICTS THAT TIM TEBOW WILL WIN A SUPER BOWL !!!!!!!!!    Nostradamus predicted a Tim Tebow Super Bowl Victory!  Long lost text of Nostradamus has recently been unearthed. Lo and behold, a  few of them seem to be referring to Tim Tebow. Take a look  at these two quatrains which Nostradamus wrote in Old French sometime in  the mid-1500s:    The Prophecies; 11.1 412  Le cheval jeune, le vieux surmontera,  Et les onze contens seront unis ensemble,  En caige de fer le grande fera treisner,  Entree l’coupole du palais, sera prins l’or.    TRANSLATION:  LINE 1: HE YOUNG HORSE SHALL OVERCOME THE OLDER,  LINE 2: AND ELEVEN PARTICIPANTS WILL UNITE TOGETHER,  LINE 3: IN ARMOR OF STEEL THEY WILL MAKE THE GREAT  ASSAULT,  LINE 4: ENTERING THE DOME, THEY WILL SEIZE THE GOLD.    INTERPRETATION:  LINE 1: Tebow plays for the Denver Broncos. The  older may refer to John Elway  LINE 2: There are 11 players on each side of the  football field  LINE 3: Football helmets and pads are often called  “armor”  LINE 4: Both this year’s and next year’s Super Bowl is played in a dome!    The Prophecies; 11.1 417  Un leader de lumière apprendre son fort,  la levée des hommes dans sa fraternité  Qui onc ne feut si gentillesse,  Sceptiques durance les tiendra 'agenouillent comme lui.    TRANSLATION:  LINE 1: A LEADER OF LIGHT WILL LEARN OF HIS STRENGTH,  LINE 2: LIFTING THE MEN IN HIS BROTHERHOOD,  LINE 3: NEVER WAS THERE ONE FILLED WITH SUCH  KINDNESS,  LINE 4: DOUBTERS THAT FOR LONG THEY SHALL  KNEEL LIKE HIM.    INTERPRETATION:  LINE 1: Tim Tebow is often referred to as a leader  LINE 2: Many in his team call Tebow inspirational  LINE 3: Tebow is considered one of the kindest people on Earth  LINE 4: He has many doubters, and people everywhere are “Tebowing” ...less User ID:http://sportsnation.espn.go.com/fans/trwesson 24 Seconds Ago · Like · Reply · Flag · Edit Nostradamus predicted a Tim Tebow Super Bowl Victory! Long lost text of Nostradamus has recently been unearthed.  Lo and behold, a few of them seem to be referring to Tim Tebow.  Take a look at these two quatrains which Nostradamus wrote in Old French sometime in the mid-1500s: The Prophecies; 11.1 412 Le cheval jeune, le vieux surmontera, Et les onze contens seront unis ensemble, En caige de fer le grande fera treisner, Entree l’coupole du palais, sera prins l’or. TRANSLATION: LINE 1:  HE YOUNG HORSE SHALL OVERCOME THE OLDER, LINE 2:  AND ELEVEN PARTICIPANTS WILL UNITE TOGETHER, LINE 3:  IN ARMOR OF STEEL THEY WILL MAKE THE GREAT ASSAULT, LINE 4:  ENTERING THE DOME, THEY WILL SEIZE THE GOLD. INTERPRETATION: LINE 1: Tebow plays for the Denver Broncos.  The older may refer to John Elway LINE 2: There are 11 players on each side of the football field LINE 3: Football helmets and pads are often called “armor” LINE 4: Both this year’s and next year’s Super Bowl is played in a dome! The Prophecies; 11.1 417 Un leader de lumière apprendre son fort, la levée des hommes dans sa fraternité Qui onc ne feut si gentillesse, Sceptiques durance les tiendra 'agenouillent comme lui. TRANSLATION: LINE 1:  A LEADER OF LIGHT WILL LEARN OF HIS STRENGTH, LINE 2:  LIFTING THE MEN IN HIS BROTHERHOOD, LINE 3:  NEVER WAS THERE ONE FILLED WITH SUCH KINDNESS, LINE 4:  DOUBTERS THAT FOR LONG THEY SHALL KNEEL LIKE HIM. INTERPRETATION: LINE 1:  Tim Tebow is often referred to as a leader LINE 2:  Many in his team call Tebow inspirational LINE 3:  Tebow is considered one of the kindest people on Earth LINE 4:  He has many doubters, and people everywhere are “Tebowing” 

• Santa looks like he's facepalming more than Tebowing!

• what's up with tebow mickey's facemask?

• And the best "Tebowing" item on Craigslist... The Tebowing Bronco! http://troyscustomtees.com/t-shirts

• really Craigslist . . .these look more like they would be found on Etsy

• I don't subscribe to any religion...

• I don't know, I might have to get one of those Jews for Tebow shirts.  I subscribe to any religion but I like the solidarity of that shirt... :-)

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