2. Food for yourself.
Want to be a YouTube sensation but don't have any cats? Eat a moth.
1. Props in your home-grown production of Silence of the Lambs.
You'll need: a creepy house, a creepy guy, a creepy hole in your basement, a creepy bucket attached to a creepy rope.... Actually, this is a terrible idea. Nevermind. Go with one of our other suggestions instead.