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4. Chinese Weasel -- $600

The actual weasel!

This critter "loves runnin through the doggy door and chasing rabbits around the yard," the seller writes. "The little rascal is potty trained and loves sleepin in the cat litter box."

Sounds adorable. But there is a downside. "My screen door is all scratched up from the scratchin of the weasel," he concedes, adding, "The reason I'm sellin my weasel is because I've had to have the Humane Society come over numerous times and shoot him with a tranquilizer dart because he's dancin on the roof."

Party on, Chinese weasel.

3. RE nurse cow -- $1

Another excellent reply to another item -- presumably starring a nurse cow this fella thinks is overpriced.

"I don't know the history of this cow, but she looks like shit for the lack of a better term," he allows. "If you think she can handle that many & maintain herself, then you're nuts."

Not that he's that desperate for a nurse cow anyway. In his words, "I got goats that will nurse my abandoned calves."

So there!

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