Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303

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2. A hairy situation.
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1. Anybody for dessert?


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Denver's 8th Avenue Crime Fighters
Denver's 8th Avenue Crime Fighters

No.. but DEATH THREATS from CRIMIGRANTS as follows and NEGLECTED BY THE CORRUPT ARIZONA GOVERNMENT and PINAL SHERIFF! Watching you as we speak..I am gonna tie you to an antique mattress. Cut your limbs off and sell them on the black market! This HAPPENED less than 24 hours before and I was 1 hour away from THE TUCSON MASS SHOOTING!

Josh Moore
Josh Moore

Who picks these? I've seen WAY better from the 303.

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