Videos: Top ten commercials you should skip on Dish -- or maybe not


Number 2: Summer's Eve -- "Hail to the V"

Now we enter into more debatable territory. Objectively speaking, this Michael Bay-scale tribute to the power of the vagina, as offered by a product intended to mask its scent, is absurd from first second to last. But its wrongheadedness is so audacious that the spot achieves a terrible grandeur. Turn away at your own risk.

Number 1: Luv's "Poop, There It is"

Wow. This animated pageant of fecal prowess, set to the tune of onetime Denver duo Tag Team's "Whoomp! (There It Is)" leaves me positively slack-jawed. Would Dish's device save us from this masterpiece of stupidity -- or rob us of the chance to marvel at it? You be the judge.

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CorporateScumbag
CorporateScumbag

Michael, would you call this blog entry "journalism"? If not, what exactly would you call it? And, for bonus points, identify who is actually better off for reading it?

180Grains
180Grains

Don't forget that car insurance asshole "The General", ANY JG Wentworth ad, or the fucktards in the minivan doing the acappella "Crazy Train". Makes me want to do an Elvis and shoot my TV. 

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