Videos: Top ten commercials you should skip on Dish -- or maybe not
Number 2: Summer's Eve -- "Hail to the V"
Now we enter into more debatable territory. Objectively speaking, this Michael Bay-scale tribute to the power of the vagina, as offered by a product intended to mask its scent, is absurd from first second to last. But its wrongheadedness is so audacious that the spot achieves a terrible grandeur. Turn away at your own risk.
Number 1: Luv's "Poop, There It is"
Wow. This animated pageant of fecal prowess, set to the tune of onetime Denver duo Tag Team's "Whoomp! (There It Is)" leaves me positively slack-jawed. Would Dish's device save us from this masterpiece of stupidity -- or rob us of the chance to marvel at it? You be the judge.
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