Top ten phrases Loveland should ban next


Number 2: "LOL" and every other text-abbreviation cliche with the exception of "WTF" -- because, as Phil from Modern Family reminds us, it actually means, "Why the face?"
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Number 1: "We're pregnant." Until you squeeze a baby out of your private parts, pal, I'm pretty sure you're using the wrong pronoun.

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