Photos: Ten mean CU-Boulder jokes
Number 6: Can't see the Forest for the trees
A: He wanted an academic challenge!
Number 5: Kid stuff
Two buffalo were getting divorced. They were at a court hearing to decide who would get custody of their kid. After the judge came out of his chambers, he said, "After reviewing both of your cases, I have decided to grant custody to the mother."
The kid started whining and crying. The judge asked, "What's wrong?"
"My mother beats me," the kid said.
"Well, I guess I'll have to grant custody to the father then", the judge said.
The kid started whining and crying some more. The judge asked, "What's wrong now?"
The kid said, "My father beats me even more."
"Well, you don't want to live with your mother because she beats you and you don't want to live with your father because he beats you. Where do you want to live?" the judge asked.
"I wanna live with the Colorado Buffaloes, they don't beat anybody!"
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