Photos: Ten mean CU-Boulder jokes


Number 4: Instructions included
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Q: Why do Colorado students have TGIF on their shoes?

A: Toes Go In First!

Number 3: At least they're delicious

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Q: How do you make University of Colorado cookies?

A: Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

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Ted Smith
Ted Smith

The saddest joke is to borrow $200k to get your gender studies degree only to realize no one wants to hire your clueless butt.

Donkey Hotay
Donkey Hotay

How many did you hump on your way to an A ?

Ultigirl
Ultigirl

The bowl ones are awesome but the academic ones are clearly bad re-writes. Say what you want about Boulder athletics; the academics are some of the best in the state. They have some mighty fine TAs up there.

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