Photos: Ten mean CU-Boulder jokes


Number 2: Bar none
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A man walks into a bar in Boulder, Colorado and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a joke about how stupid the Colorado Football team is.

The bartender tells the man that he wouldn't mind hearing the joke but that he needs to point out a couple of people to him that are in the bar.

The bartender then points to a HUGE man seated at one end of the bar and explains that this guy was an All- American offensive lineman for Colorado last season.

The bartender then points out another HUGE man seated at a table near the bar and explains that he was a Colorado Linebacker a couple of years ago.

Then the bartender tells the man that he himself was a Quarterback for Colorado several years ago and that he had a baseball bat behind bar.

The bartender then asks the man if he still wanted to tell his joke and the man replied, "Heck no, I don't want to have to explain it three times!

Number 1: Kids study the darnedest things

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Q: What are the best four years of a Colorado Buffaloes' life?

A: Third grade.

More from our Lists & Weirdness archive: "Photos: F*ck yeah, Boulder! top ten tributes to the People's Republic."


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Ted Smith
Ted Smith

The saddest joke is to borrow $200k to get your gender studies degree only to realize no one wants to hire your clueless butt.

Donkey Hotay
Donkey Hotay

How many did you hump on your way to an A ?

Ultigirl
Ultigirl

The bowl ones are awesome but the academic ones are clearly bad re-writes. Say what you want about Boulder athletics; the academics are some of the best in the state. They have some mighty fine TAs up there.

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