Photos: Ten mean CU-Boulder jokes
Number 2: Bar none
The bartender tells the man that he wouldn't mind hearing the joke but that he needs to point out a couple of people to him that are in the bar.
The bartender then points to a HUGE man seated at one end of the bar and explains that this guy was an All- American offensive lineman for Colorado last season.
The bartender then points out another HUGE man seated at a table near the bar and explains that he was a Colorado Linebacker a couple of years ago.
Then the bartender tells the man that he himself was a Quarterback for Colorado several years ago and that he had a baseball bat behind bar.
The bartender then asks the man if he still wanted to tell his joke and the man replied, "Heck no, I don't want to have to explain it three times!
Number 1: Kids study the darnedest things
Q: What are the best four years of a Colorado Buffaloes' life?
A: Third grade.
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