Photos: Ten mean Denver Broncos jokes


Number 2: Looking Buff
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Boulder.
Q: Why doesn't Boulder have a professional football team?

A: Because then Denver would want one.

Number 1: Elway or the highway.

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Photo by Brandon Marshall
Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Only one (# 7) and he is retired.

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Sickum Frank
Sickum Frank

I thing Juan went to Adams City High School with his spelling. You ought to see the Miami mug photo of Andy Auguste from '11, Eric Dumber-doo's gun play friend, he looks like a Rick Ross yes man.

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The reason injured workers often end up hiring a Denver injury lawyer is because worker's comp benefits for permanent disability are low and do not take pain and suffering into account. If you were injured by a piece of defective equipment you may have a claim, especially if the manufacturer knew about the defect and did not say anything. If you can prove they knew then they will have to compensate for injuries, lost wages and opportunities, and suffering.

Sickum Frank
Sickum Frank

How does Peyton Manning know he's on his block? He sees Holly Martino in front of her 4.5 million dollar house next door.

Jon
Jon

This is dumb. I am sorry i read it. 

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amandajohn865

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