Medical marijuana caregiver numbers much lower than previously thought

Fewer than 10 percent of registered medical marijuana patients in Colorado designate someone else as their primary caregiver. That's according to stats compiled for Westword last week by Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment officials -- and if you think this number is very different than past ones, you're right.

In what they called a "snapshot analysis" of the registry last Thursday, department representatives found that 9.6 percent of patients in Colorado assign someone else to grow for them, while 43.6 percent chose to give those rights to a medical marijuana center. The CDPHE did not release the total number of patients in July, but spokesman Mark Salley said the percentages released can accurately be applied to the most recent counts of 98,910 cardholders from the end of May.

According to Salley, the remaining 48.6 percent of patients either grow their own or have a caregiver that has not opted into the system. The CDPHE did not provide specific data as to how many patients noted on their application that they planned to grow for themselves. Medical marijuana cardholders are also legally allowed to shop at dispensaries and do not have to sign up the shop as their primary center.

This is the first time the CDPHE has released such information, which points the usual monthly stats in an entirely new direction.

Language on the CDPHE statistics page defines a caregiver as "someone who has significant responsibility for managing the care of a patient with a debilitating medical condition." Salley also pointed to that definition when asked for clarification earlier this year -- but that clarification turns out to have been pretty muddled.

It is unclear how long the stats have been reflecting both caregivers and medical marijuana centers together. State laws and regulations that distinguished between the two entities first went into place July 1 last year.

More from our Marijuana archive: "Medical marijuana registry stats up again, but far below previous peak" and "Marijuana: George Soros link to Amendment 64 claimed, disputed"

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what-the
what-the like.author.displayName 1 Like

This new commenting system SUCKS. LiveFyre SUCKS!!! Bring back DISQUS!!!

IcePick
IcePick

"Medical marijuana caregiver numbers much lower than previously thought"

 

Told ya so.

DonkeyHotay
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 @IcePick , the village idiot returns.

 

REPORTED / REGISTERED caregiver numbers lower than before.

 

No Shit, Sherlock.

 

What IDIOTS would OPTIONALLY register / report themselves as caregivers with the CDPHE when they have all the same Constitutional protections of A20 by remaining anonymous ?

 

 

DonkeyHotay
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Ain't this new Livefyre comment system great ??

 

The way it heaps all comments into an unthreaded pile and stops branching after two replies.

 

The way it doesn't automatically reference and link to the comment being replied to.

 

The way it doesn't allow user editing or correcting of comments.

 

The way it stamps it's Livefyre logo onto every @ reply icon, and offers no live link to anything.

 

But hey, it can notify your friends at Twitwit and Failbook that "you've mentioned them" ... soooo kewl.

 

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PS: thank Robert Chase for his incessant whining and crying about how bad -- he thought -- DISQUS was.

 

 

 

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johnnyhammersticks
johnnyhammersticks

CDPHE recently released the figures, I'm surprised that the 2 people who seem to clog every mmj related thread with their childish pissing matches aren't aware of them, as they seem to be experts on everything. Average age = 42. Average male age = 41, average female age = 43.

 

http://www.cdphe.state.co.us/hs/Medicalmarijuana/statistics.html

RobertChase
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 @johnnyhammersticks I'm sorry that you blame me for responding to Donkey; if you have read the posts here on cannabis regularly or closely, you would know who is responsible for the pissing matches, and it's not me.  As for the rest of your post,, the CDPHE did not just release "the figures"; the statistics page was updated two months ago.  The article is about the number of caregivers whose patients have named them on their applications to be registered medical cannabis patients, not the age of patients -- you seem to have been distracted by the pissing match.  We have known the average age of patients for three years, and it has gone up from 41 to 42.  Donkey wrote that the CDPHE should be tallying the median age of patients, and I happen to agree.

RobertChase
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The Constitution does not require patients to declare who acts as their caregivers nor does it require caregivers to register with the CDPHE or DOR.  With the passage of unconstitutional SB10-109, HB10-1284, and in particular, HB11-1043, the General Assembly pretended to abrogate the prerogatives of caregivers and to imperil them at the hands of Colorado's bloated establishment of prohibitionist parasite-cops.  Patients who continue to trust the CDPHE to do their constitutional duty with regard to maintaining the confidentiality of the register need not volunteer the name of their caregiver, and the ~9,000 patients who designated one on their applications should cease to do so -- this will not indicate that there are fewer caregivers.

DonkeyHotay
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 @RobertChase  "... this will not indicate that there are fewer caregivers."

 

Just SMARTER Caregivers ... and Patients.

 

Live and Learn.

 

*** Boycott the Optional CDPHE Registry !! ***

 

Stop feeding the dog that bites you!

 

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coloradommjpatient
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Thanks to Josh Stanley & MMIG lobbying for anti-caregiver laws, most have had to go back underground. I spoke to many MMCs about caregivers, and most do not like them at all. I make sure to point out to them that they once were caregivers and their business was built on the backs of caregivers. 

 

There is NO NEED for a red card unless you like shopping at an MMC. I went to one over the weekend to check it out before my care expires this month. I left without purchasing a thing. Their selection was sad and uncured. 

 

Do yourself a favor, get off the police linked registry and find a real caregiver.

IcePick
IcePick

 @coloradommjpatient (previous comment made by now unemployed former drug dealer) 

coloradommjpatient
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 @IcePick  = the new troll of these forums, except she doesn't have the class or intelligence as the troll she replaced.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @coloradommjpatient 

 

It's back to Troll School for @IcePick , aka "not a lawyer" aka "Sky" aka "fishmeal" aka "seadawn" aka "Brian" who "graduated High School in 2003".

 

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

Hey Billy, 

 

Don't forget to ask them for the MEDIAN age of both Male and Female "patients".

 

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nope
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 @DonkeyHotay 

The CDPHE was incorrectly reporting the average age for months.  What makes you think they are competent enough to compute the median age?  Just say no to all statistics on CONFIDENTIAL patient data!!!!

The real stories:

46.8 percent of patients wisely refuse to pay outrageous prices for dried marijuana flowers and choose to grow themselves

90+ percent of patients wisely told their shady black market schwag dealers to shove it

J_D_
J_D_

 @nope You are delusional (or smoking way too much pot) if you think that the entire 46.8 percent are actually growing their own.

what-the
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Robert is clueless about the price of mmj because he has never purchased a bag of marijuana in his recent life! Always relying on his "friends" to get him high, but never giving any back.

DonkeyHotay
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 @nope  @Truth 

 

William Breathes also reports the HIGH prices in his Dispensary Reviews -- which puts the lie to contrary claims by know-nothing nobodies.

 

Heck, Bill gets stuck paying $40 / eight for some of his product -- ouch!

 

Perhaps @Truth and @RobertChase should turn Billy on to their secret sources for discounted schwag, so he can review the "quality".

 

 

nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Truth

 

There are only a handful of MMCs in my area and the prices for top shelf run in the $250/ounce and up range.  Still waiting to find out which MMCs offer high-quality cannabis for $100/ounce and Robert's gone mum again.

 

Member? prices from weedmaps.  A couple places list $197 and $185 ounces but commenters complain about the quality of course or they complain that the prices were much higher than advertised.

 

LaConte's - $250/ounce - updated yesterday

Clinic on Colfax - $300/ounce - updated yesterday DANK Colorado - $250/ounce - updated today

RiverRock South - $200/ounce - updated yesterday Mile High Green Cross - $250/ounce - updated 5 days ago

Denver Kush Club - $250/ounce - updated yesterday

Doctors Orders - $250/ounce - updated 2 days ago

Kindman - $300/ounce for new product - $180/ounce for old - updated 3 months ago Timberline Herbal - $180/ounce - "Out of the 6-7 "top shelf" strains they had, one was. the rest was watered down. ... The bud price is higher then what I would pay in denver nowdaze." - sounds like somebody wasn't getting that $180 ounce dealz huh?

 

I call bullshit on anyone that claims to regularly get high-quality (top shelf) cannabis from a MMC for under $200/ounce.  As for $100 high-quality ounces from a MMC as Robert claims - lmao.

Truth
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 @nope  "High grad cannabis from a MMC for $100 to $180 per ounce?  I don't think so rob.  $280 per ounce is the going rate at MMCs in my area for average commercial grade product."

 

You need to get out more.

DonkeyHotay
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 @nope  @RobertChase 

 

Robert knows NOTHING about the actual business of growing/selling marijuana -- be it black market, A20 authorized Patient/Caregiver market, or nuts and bolts workings of retail dispensaries, so he just makes shit up -- falsely assuming that everyone else must be a clueless and inexperienced as he is.

 

Being he is neither a self-sustaining Patient Grower for himself, nor a Caregiver Grower for anyone else, he naively assumes there is ANY benefit in A64 for real-world users/growers, and makes absurd pontifications about it be a "huge step forward" and "striking a blow" against prohibition -- when in fact it is a step backwards, and strikes out completely vis a vis offering any tangible protection or rights or ability for self-sustaining personal growing.

 

A64 -- a sucker's bet.

 

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nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @RobertChase

 

$100 ounces of high grade cannabis...liar liar pants on fire!  A quick weed search on weedmaps shows the current prices in denver vary from $200 to $300 per ounce.

nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

@dm_co "Every rented property typically includes a clause that forbids any controlled substance that is Federally banned. If you join the registry you also hand the state info that they don't seem to give a shit about that could ruin many careers in many professions. CO Supreme Court recently ruled that Cannabis is not a right and MMJ users are not protected if they test positive. Growing is still risky and just flat out unfeasible for many people. We need to focus on changing Cannabis' Schedule 1 status."

 

So we agree on what needs done...

 

1-establish a right to marijuana

2-change the federal laws and policy in regards to marijuana

 

A64 does neither of these.

nope
nope like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 @RobertChase   "Dispensaries now sell ounces of high-grade cannabis that would have cost several hundreds of dollars a decade ago for $100 - $180"

 

High grad cannabis from a MMC for $100 to $180 per ounce?  I don't think so rob.  $280 per ounce is the going rate at MMCs in my area for average commercial grade product.

 

I fully support the medical related initiatives you mentioned robert but I don't support A64 because nothing about it is medical.  On A64 I've decided to follow the MMC approach of ME, ME, ME...all about ME!  As a medical marijuana patient A64 does nothing positive for me or any other legit patient and has a ton of negatives which is why I'm going to vote against it.  Politicians are just now starting to come around on medical marijuana and proposed laws like A64 are going to hurt more than they will help.  If it passes it will delegitimize medical marijuana in the eyes of a politician (the law makers) making it even more difficult for any federal politician to support medical marijuana.  If you must pursue your dreams of recreational marijuana, please wait until medical marijuana is federally accepted.  There are many people in other states across the country that still have no legal rights whatsoever to marijuana and we must think of them during this process.  Passing laws like A64 in Colorado will make it even harder to gain support for medical marijuana initiatives in the 30+ other states that don't have medical marijuana.  Ask yourself, what would politicians with minds like George W. Bush or Reagan or Romney do if A64-like laws were to pass?  Think big picture repercussions of A64-like laws and you'll see that keeping it medical is the right way to proceed.  Keep it Medical!!!

DonkeyHotay
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 @RobertChase 

 

You, and the other lying shills behind the bogus A64, have failed to produce A SINGLE CASE of anyone in Colorado over 21 being arrested and convicted for cultivating ONLY 3 (three) flowering plants -- or even 6 (six) plants with three flowering -- even though the lying liars behind A64 made the outrageously false assertion that it would prevent 10,000 arrests every year.

 

The REALITY is that A64 will not prevent A SINGLE case of anyone being arrested for marijuana due to its ABSURDLY minuscule limits.

 

Out of the BIG LIE of 10,000 arrests, you and the A64 pimps can't even provide A SINGLE CASE.

 

See Robert -- that's what happens when you base a Political Campaign upon ABJECT LIES and FRAUD! ... you get outed as being a DISHONEST LYING LIAR.

 

A64 = a FRAUD that CONTINUES CRIMINAL PROHIBITION!

 

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DonkeyHotay
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 @RobertChase 

 

When you learn the difference between cause and effect, get back to us from Planet Chase, where the tail wags the dog.

 

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RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @DonkeyHotay 

Your position is that is of no benefit to those arrested and convicted of felonies for growing 1-6 plants not to be is completely crazy!  You are reduced to insinuating that people are not arrested and convicted of felonies for growing 1-6 plants, which is also crazy.

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @DonkeyHotay Dispensaries now sell ounces of high-grade cannabis that would have cost several hundreds of dollars a decade ago for $100 - $180 -- it is hard to imagine who you hope to mislead by your ravings!

DonkeyHotay
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 @RobertChase "radical improvement"

 

On Planet Chase -- "radical improvement" = no improvement at all.

 

A64 does NOTHING to benefit any real-world marijuana user or grower due to it's pathetically puny, ineffective, dysfunctional and unsustainable 1 (one) ounce and 3 (three) flowering plant limits.

 

Now tell us what a "radical improvement" this new Livefyre system is over the "status quo" that was DISQUS.

 

LOL!.

DonkeyHotay
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@RobertChasesaid "Brilliant!  Attribute positions to your opponents they have never taken, construct a one-sentence ad hominem, strawman argument out of that; repeat."

 

 

Can't tell which post you are replying to, so not sure what you are whining about.

 

This new Livefyre system sure is a fantastic "Revolutionary Change" a "Huge Step Forward" that "Strikes A Blow" at the "Status Quo" that was DISQUS ...

 

LOL!

 

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @nope I agree that the cost of medical cannabis is far too high, but I do not lay all the blame at the door of MMCs, and the issue is very much ancilliary to that of ending Prohibition for everyone; patients will benefit from expanded access.  Initiative 65 would have expanded medical access to cannabis by giving doctors full discretion to recommend it, but it went nowhere after being filed with the Legislative Council.  Your argument against Amendment 64 is just bizarre -- success in legalizing (some) cannabis is my goal and would have no effect on the our provision for medical cannabis.  "Keep it Medical" just flies in the face of reality; while I believe that the public's perception that many patients benefit from the use of cannabis remains intact, there can be no question but that there is also a widespread perception that the present system has little medical about it (which I share -- the General Assembly's scheme was all about conferring authority on the DOR to regulate cannabis the way it does perceived vices such as the use of alcohol or gambling) -- that cannot be addressed without completely revamping our constitutional and statutory provisions for medical cannabis (which is not going to happen anytime soon).  The ultimate hope for sick people who live in the more fascist states who could benefit from cannabis must lie in Federal re-scheduling -- as Donkey alludes, a two-edged sword.  We already have broad access to cannabis through what the Constitution describes as a medical system, but prohibitionists across the country (reasonably) do not regard it as such -- their attitude towards medical cannabis is very unlikely to be changed because Colorado provides for forthrightly non-medical use!

 

The ultimate issue here is whether people who use cannabis are capable of understanding that declaring it not unlawful to use and grow some cannabis is a radical improvement in our laws, or not -- we are not electorally critical, but if we cannot even support a measure which so directly attacks the notion that cannabis must remain strictly contraband (for all but patients), there is no reasonable hope of forming a coherent political movement to end Prohibition.

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @DonkeyHotay Brilliant!  Attribute positions to your opponents they have never taken, construct a one-sentence ad hominem, strawman argument out of that; repeat.

DonkeyHotay
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 @nope 

 

... whack ! ... 

 

Thank you Sir, may I have another ..?

 

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nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

Playing blackjack against the house with two face cards and these morons are yelling hit me again.

DonkeyHotay
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 @dm_co  " We need to focus on changing Cannabis' Schedule 1 status. "

 

Be careful what you wish for.

 

Anything short of a complete DE-Scheduling will result in making marijuana MORE DIFFICULT to obtain -- if not impossible -- given the conflicting rules and regulations of the FDA, DEA and Federal and State Pharmaceutical Laws.

 

Schedule 2, while myopics like Robert Chase would assert is "a step forward", would actually render MMJ **impossible** to obtain from the requisite pharmacy, and it would SHUT DOWN ALL amateur dispensaries and manufacturers -- commercial growers -- currently operating.

 

If the DEA / US DOJ were politically astute, they'd pretend to give the pro-pot clowns what they've been naively whining for -- move marijuana from Schedule 1 to Schedule 2 -- then enforce ALL the rules and regulations governing pharmaceuticals under Schedule 2

 

Game Over! -- Stupid Stoners knocked out by their own Bongs!

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nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @RobertChase  

I'm all for patients having the right to choose where they get their marijuana, MMC, caregiver, or self, but that won't stop me from speaking my mind about what I think makes the most sense.  The retail price of marijuana has been grossly over inflated and that is my point.  Hundreds of dollars per ounce for dried plant matter is ridiculous any way you look at it.

 

FYI - A64-like laws will not weaken prohibition, but will weaken medical marijuana making dm_co's dream of re-scheduling marijuana even harder and concreting the conservative stance against all marijuana use, medical and recreational.  If it passes the drug czar and other marijuana haters will just say, like norml and donkeyhotay, that medical marijuana was a sham and a ploy to legalize recreational marijuana use and we'll see a new surge in marijuana prohibition among religious conservatives and marijuana will stay in schedule I.  If A64 passes the pendulum will swing and the momentum will shift to the prohibitionists.  Keep It Medical, get marijuana re-scheduled and expand access to MEDICAL marijuana.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @RobertChase 

 

A64 does NOT legalize marijuana -- not even close.

 

You've said so yourself when you weren't in Mendacious Mode.

 

A64 = a CONTINUATION of CRIMINAL PROHIBITION.

 

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DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @RobertChase "The dispensary system has caused the price of medical cannabis to drop somewhat from what high-grade sinsemilla cost on the black market several years ago."

 

More UTTER BULLSHIT from the fraud Robert Chase.

 

The MUCH LARGER market comprised of Patients and Caregivers GROWING THEIR OWN, and the massive influx of bud from California and Oregon, is what forced the Greedy Big $$ Retail Dispensaries to lower their prices to meet that market.

 

You = Econ 101 fail.

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @nope  

 

That is an interesting reference; "DrBudGreengenes" seems to know about what he writes.  I am no expert on cultivation, but his reliance on a few fluorescent bulbs seems unusual, and his claimed yields surprising.  This really has no bearing on whether MMCs are ripping patients off so much that we would be better off without them.  There are any number of patients who rely on dispensaries, and I do not believe that they should be forced onto their own resources.  You used my words, but you seem to be ignoring the fact that many patients simply cannot or will not grow for themselves; some people are very sick and can afford cannabis from dispensaries, and they should not be deprived of access.   We should support every measure that weakens Prohibition, because its demise will afford good. cheap cannabis for everyone, patients included.

dm_co
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 @nope Every rented property typically includes a clause that forbids any controlled substance that is Federally banned. If you join the registry you also hand the state info that they don't seem to give a shit about that could ruin many careers in many professions. CO Supreme Court recently ruled that Cannabis is not a right and MMJ users are not protected if they test positive. Growing is still risky and just flat out unfeasible for many people. We need to focus on changing Cannabis' Schedule 1 status. 

michael.roberts
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 @nope Appreciate the math, nope. Thanks for the posts.

nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @J_D_ 

 

Even if you're adhering to Colorado's strict limit of 6 plants you should be able to produce an ounce for under $20 by growing trees under HID lights.  Get to reading, plant some beans, and enjoy reaping what you've sowed for a change.

nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @J_D_ 

 

Here  @J_D_ , I tracked this link down for you and other patients that, using Robert's words,  "lack the skills, or...are too debilitated" to grow for themselves.

 

Compact - Floro + No Contact with a Grow store=3/4oz or more per week

http://forum.grasscity.com/indoor-grow-journals/126521-compact-floro-no-contact-grow-store%3D3-4oz-more-per-week.html

 

Certainly you can figure it out if the good doctor, an old, rambling, off the grid hippie can get it done.  3/4 ounces per week with roughly 300 watts of CFL lighting.  That's around 50 cents a day for electric or $15 per month and he's getting 3 ounces in that time all on $5 worth of electric per ounce.

 

By the way, this liFefyre stuff STILL sucks.  Can't separate these DISQUSsions like their competitor.

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @DonkeyHotay

 

Your dishonesty is what makes you so nasty.  You cannot dog my heels while I vote.  Lest anyone imagine that your deceptions about me are true, I fully support passage of Amendment 64 and will vote for it (by mail-in ballot) well before November 6.  Nothing about the Amendment's deficiencies constitutes a valid reason to vote against it.

DonkeyHotay
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 @RobertChase  @nope 

 

Of course not what?

 

Don't you love the unthreaded, unreferenced, unbranched comment piles created by design under this Livefyre software?

 

Aren't you glad you whined, cried and complained about Disqus?

 

Reap it, Baby!

 

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @nope  and anyone who uses cannabis, but hang on prohibitionist shill Donkey Hotay's words and plan to vote against legalizing some use and cultivation of cannabis:

 

Please don't vote; please don't reproduce!

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @DonkeyHotay

 

Nonsense!  Amendment 64 declares that it shall no longer be unlawful for adults to use and grow cannabis -- this is a revolutionary improvement in our laws.  I know that Amendment 64 is not the end of the road, but it is surely a beginning!  Let's make Colorado the first state to declare the use of cannabis lawful for adults, by a vote of the People, in our Constitution.

RobertChase
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 @nope

@nope

Why am I defending the people who provide cannabis to patients?  Because they provide cannabis to patients!  The dispensary system has caused the price of medical cannabis to drop somewhat from what high-grade sinsemilla cost on the black market several years ago.  That the General Assembly's medical marijuana distribution scheme is unconstitutional does not mean that we should attack those who comply with it.  There is nothing in statute preventing patients who can from growing their own medicine, and I support ending Prohibition so that inexpensive cannabis may be sold publicly with a minimum amount of governmental interference.  This has been my consistent position with regard to MMCs, and I see no reason to change it.

nope
nope

 @J_D_ 

 

Plant some beans already and prove me wrong.  Even the incompetent like yourself should be able to produce good indoor bud for under $25 per ounce.

 

J_D_
J_D_

 @nope I think marijuana should be free. How about them apples?

 

(And good herb does not cost ~$10 an ounce grown indoors with good soil and nutes -- let alone your electricity bill)

 

But none of that has nothing to do with the fact that not everyone of the 46.8 patients not registered with a caregiver or a dispensary is growing their own, like you stupidly claim.

J_D_
J_D_

 @DonkeyHotay 

 

You're a fucking idiot. The stats show that PLENTY of people are not growing their own and just as likely buying from a dispensary than some unlisted, unregistered caregiver (despite your months worth of claims to the contrary).

 

How about you get some actual proof to back YOUR claims?

 

That's right, you can't. Stay delusional and paranoid, Donkey -- it's what you are BEST at.

DonkeyHotay
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 @RobertChase 

 

"I am not even a registered patient." -- Robert Chase

 

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DonkeyHotay
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 @nope 

 

He knows the truth -- but is loathe to admit it in public once he's taken a position, not much different than G aWol Bu$h's repugnant "Stay the Course" mantra.

 

It would not surprise me that -- in the privacy of the voting booth -- Robert actually Votes NO on A64.

 

nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

Sad but true.  Keep thinking on it Robert.  Hopefully you'll figure it out before you vote on A64.

DonkeyHotay
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 @nope  @RobertChase  @J_D_ 

 

Robert has painted himself into the proverbial corner once again.

 

His conceit won't allow him to concede the errors of his intellectual hubris -- as with A64. 

 

He knows A64 is an unworkable, ineffective, unsustainable, worthless piece of shit -- and has admitted such in rare moments of candor -- but he took the contrary position out of simple argumentative gamesmanship and now feels trapped into defending the indefensible to the bitter end.

 

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DonkeyHotay
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 @RobertChase "You are ignoring the fact that medical cannabis in Colorado must now be grown under artificial illumination"

 

Another "gift" from ignorant imbeciles who have no clue about the laws which they promulgate. 

 

The grotesque Carbon Footprint of indoor marijuana vs. outdoor or greenhouse bud would make even Dick Cheney blush.

 

No self-respecting Vegan Hippie Buddhist would ever toke on such an environmental disaster -- they'd do less harm eating styrofoam packaged Happy Meals every day.

 

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DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @nope 

 

Stupid Stoners are as Stupid Stoners do.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @J_D_ 

 

You are utterly clueless if you think that the VAST MAJORITY of "patients" are not either growing their own, or having a private individual caregiver grow for them.

 

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nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @RobertChase  @J_D_ 

 

Come on Robert.  Why are you defending people that are taking advantage of those that "lack the skills, or...are too debilitated" to grow for themselves?

 

nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @RobertChase 

 

From dirt to gold.  Artificially inflated prices makes the drug war go round!

nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @RobertChase  @J_D_ 

 

You can grow your own with artificial light for ~$10 per ounce.  In Mexico where marijuana is sun grown it costs pennies per ounce to produce which is why bails of marijuana cross our borders daily and the cartels don't even care if the transporters get busted.  You can buy silver for $30 per ounce and it has to be mined, melted, transported, et cetera.  Are you really telling me that you think marijuana prices should be more expensive by weight than precious metals?

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @nope  @J_D_ 

"Each saffron crocus grows to 20–30 cm (8–12 in) and bears up to four flowers, each with three vivid crimson stigmas, which are each the distal end of a carpel.  Together with the styles, or stalks that connect the stigmas to their host plant, the dried stigmas are used mainly in various cuisines as a seasoning and colouring agent."

 

it's great that you are able to grow your own cannabis, but bear in mind that many patients cannot because of their living arrangements,because they lack the skills, or because they are too debilitated.  You are ignoring the fact that medical cannabis in Colorado must now be grown under artificial illumination -- this incurs substantial expense.  You also ignore the fact that cannabis is still contraband under Federal law.  Were tea grown only under artificial illumination and were it subject to Federal seizure and those who grew it subject to draconian penalties under Federal law, its retail price would be prohibitive.

nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @J_D_  

 

You are a $ucker if you are paying hundreds of dollars per ounce for dried marijuana flowers or any dried plant matter.  Even saffron, "the most expensive spice in the world" (wiki) is cheaper than dried cannabis flowers and the harvesters have to pick each flower's stigmas (those little white hairs that turn brown on cannabis flowers) by hand and there are only a few per flower.  Retail marijuana prices should be comparable to retail tea prices ~$10 per ounce.  You are burning your money moron.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @nope 

 

Bingo! ... give that man a blunt.

 

-- Boycott the Optional CDPHE Registry!

 

-- Boycott Greedy Big $$ Dispensary Cartels!

 

-- Boycott the parasitic DOR retail taxes!

 

-- Grow Your OWN! --

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @DonkeyHotay You aren't really interested in the number; you merely want to contend that most patients are young males who do not need cannabis and to suppose for the sake of argument and in the face of the fact that the average age of patients is forty-two, that the median age of patients is (improbably) very much lower.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @RobertChase 

 

So get the NUMBER and prove me wrong.

 

[ cue crickets chirping ]

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @dm_co "No I like the "de-scheduling" plan better. Where is the poll for that?"

 

In the "Giant Step Forward" file ...

 

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DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @RobertChase "While it is true that the Memorandum does make a nod to caregiving (and I have mischarcaterized the Memorandum's potential effect on caregivers providing medicine for their sick spouses)"

 

Translation  from the equivocating language of Planet Chase = I, Robert Chase, was WRONG! ... again.

 

hth.

 

dm_co
dm_co like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @DonkeyHotay No I like the "de-scheduling" plan better. Where is the poll for that?

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @DonkeyHotay

 

From the Cole Memorandum:

 

"Persons who are in the business of cultivating. selling, or distributing marijuana, and those who knowingly facilitate such activities, are in violation of the Controlled Substances Act, regardless of state law. Consistent with the resource constraints and the discretion you may exercise in your district, such persons are subject to federal enforcement action, including potential prosecution. State laws or local ordinances are not a defense to civil enforcement of federal law with respect to such conduct, including enforcement of the CSA. Those who engage in transactions involving the proceeds of such activity may also be in violation of federal money laundering statutes and other federal financing laws."

 

While it is true that the Memorandum does make a nod to caregiving (and I have mischarcaterized the Memorandum's potential effect on caregivers providing medicine for their sick spouses), its limitations on caregiving imperil most people who are caregivers under Colorado's Constitution.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @RobertChase 

 

Little Minds of Little Courage beg for Little Freedom.

 

Stay Little.

 

 

 

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @dm_co " Irrelevant analogy"

 

Channeling Yogi Berra ...

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RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @DonkeyHotay  @dm_co Again, a poll showing 50% support for some form of legalization in some degree does not begin to suggest that people who use cannabis are in any position to dictate the terms of legalization -- you constantly urge on the politically clueless to that unreasonable conclusion.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @dm_co 

 

Preemptively Surrender to The Man!

 

Especially when the polls are showing 50%+ favoring LEGALIZATION ...

 

... put up a pathetically weak, dysfunctional, unsustainable, amendment that provides no actual benefit to real-world marijuana users or growers and continues 99.99% of criminal prohibition -- but dip that festering turd in imitation chocolate syrup and serve it up as delicious "legalization" to the munchie-hungry stoners.

 

Then stomp your feet for a self-destructive Re-scheduling of Marijuana to celebrate your "victory".

 

Winning !!

 

dm_co
dm_co

 @DonkeyHotay LOL. You are seriously comparing the effects of nutmeg and coffee to Marijuana? Maybe we all need to be getting our medicine from Donkey to experience his level of enlightenment. 

 

So who did I surrender to again? Is legal Marijuana the new norm in the realm? 

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @dm_co 

 

Coffee has an immediate and potent effect on the psyche.

 

Nutmeg has an immediate and potent effect on the psyche.

 

Surrender Early ... Surrender Often.

 

Resistance is Futile ... You will be Assimilated.

.

 

 

 

dm_co
dm_co

 @DonkeyHotay  Cannabis has an immediate and potent effect on the psyche, it will not be regulated like tomatoes. It will be 18+  and only sold to those with state issued ID. Expect high taxes to make up the difference.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @RobertChase falsely claimed "To the contrary, the Cole Memorandum indicates that it is not a priority of the Injustice Department to persecute seriously ill patients -- caregivers have been excluded from whatever protection is afforded by these utterances from those perverting justice in our Land."

 

**************************************************

 

From the Cole Memo -- "A number of states have enacted some form of legislation relating to the medical use of marijuana.  Accordingly, the Ogden Memo reiterated to you that prosecution of significant traffickers of illegal drugs, including marijuana, remains a core priority, but advised that it is likely not an efficient use of federal resources to focus enforcement efforts on individuals with cancer or other serious illnesses who use marijuana as part of a recommended treatment regimen consistent with applicable state law, or their caregivers.  

 

The term "caregiver" as used in the memorandum meant just that:  individuals providing care to individuals with cancer or other serious illnesses, not commercial operations cultivating, selling or distributing marijuana."

 

***********************************************************

 

Once again, Robert Chase gets caught cold LYING and FABRICATING utter BULLSHIT regarding his fantasies about marijuana law.

 

Have you NO SHAME ??

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DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @dm_co  

 

Under FULL LEGALIZATION it would be no more valuable than any other mass-produced agricultural commodity -- even less than tobacco as it grows in a wider environment.

 

 

dm_co
dm_co

 @DonkeyHotay  Are you on the registry? Have you been? How many plants are at your current residence? Are you within state limits for all usable forms of Cannabis? Do you like having to know the answer to these questions in the back of your mind to comply with state law?

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @DonkeyHotay To the contrary, the Cole Memorandum indicates that it is not a priority of the Injustice Department to persecute seriously ill patients -- caregivers have been excluded from whatever protection is afforded by these utterances from those perverting justice in our Land.  As a practical matter, the Feds do not go after caregivers, but their official policy puts every single person involved with medical cannabis other than the sickest patients at risk.

dm_co
dm_co like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @DonkeyHotay  @nope And what happens when certain caregivers are far more successful and are able to expand due to the nature of capitalism? Retail is the inevitable future of Cannabis. Our society would quickly adapt and provide much higher quality and cheaper bud at a huge convenience, much like other legal commodities. In fact, under full legalization, you could expect to see the price drop to the same level as Tobacco. 

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @dm_co  @nope 

 

It's the reason why Private Caregivers exist ... to provide "medicine" to those patients who lack the skill, time, or ambition to grow their own.

 

 

dm_co
dm_co

 @nope The State also does not provide job protection. Not everyone has the time, knowledge, or even less, the dedication to grow high quality herb. It's the reason retail purchase of commodities exists.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @dm_co  -- "A20 is not permanently etched into the Constitution"

 

Reality Check ... so where is it etched?

 

A "memo" based upon the pragmatic use of Federal law enforcement resources ... based upon prudent public policy.

 

The Feds were not targeting individual patients or private caregivers operating within State law even before the Ogden memo -- even under the fascist Bu$h administration.

 

.

 

 

dm_co
dm_co

 @nope A20 is not permanently etched into the Constitution, support for Cannabis is always assumed given the means to poll sentiment. You are always at danger for Federal prosecution. You people act as if there was an impenetrable wall between Local and Federal law enforcement. Only thing holding back the Feds is a drumroll...... MEMO

 

 

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @J_D_ 

 

The Clue Train has left the station ...

 

... and you left your tickets at home, again, JD.

J_D_
J_D_ like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @dm_co  @DonkeyHotay donkey hasn't contacted the cdphe you moron. He's only here to argue with people -- not to actually prove any points.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @dm_co 

 

So I've got to lead you to water and drink it for you?

 

 

nope
nope like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @dm_co  

 

 @dm_co  Please name one patient in clear compliance with state marijuana laws, 6 plants + 2 ounces, that has been arrested for growing marijuana.  It hasn't happened.  You reap what you sow.  Plants some beans already.

dm_co
dm_co

 @DonkeyHotay What is the Median age by the way? You've certainly contacted the CDPHE. Although it is understood that they are worthless at compiling statistics I figure it would still put you at ease. 

dm_co
dm_co

 @DonkeyHotay "HipTip: The Feds have maintained -- both in clearly stated policy AND practice -- that they are not targeting INDIVIDUAL Patients and their PRIVATE Caregivers who are in compliance with their state laws and not grossly exploiting the system for pecuniary gain."

 

Into the Archive of Irony

 

Ready to expose those Median numbers so the the whole State knows the SHAM that is MMJ?!

 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @dm_co 

 

HipTip: The Feds have maintained -- both in clearly stated policy AND practice -- that they are not targeting INDIVIDUAL Patients and their PRIVATE Caregivers who are in compliance with their state laws and not grossly exploiting the system for pecuniary gain.

 

They have maintained that they will continue to target COMMERCIAL Dispensaries and Large Scale Growers and other Interstate Distributors.

 

 

dm_co
dm_co

 @DonkeyHotay Is everyone supposed to just grow in their basements? Never knowing if one day the Feds are going to bust in and destroy their lives? Are you trying to build a movement? Cause if you are thats the message im getting.

 

GROW IN YOUR CLOSET. FUCK THE FEDS. OH SHIT SOMEONE IS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR!

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @dm_co 

 

If you build your political movement upon DELIBERATE LIES, DECEPTIONS and FRAUD upon the Electorate ...

 

... prepare to reap the whirlwind when they fire back and send you packing back to the days of "Just Say No".

 

.

 

 

 

dm_co
dm_co

 @DonkeyHotay "This" meaning your position against MMJ, yes it's BS but unfortunately this seems to be the route taken to gain momentum for it's ultimate re-legalization. Why it never got violent enough to the point where immediate and drastic action be taken, like, alcohol. Well, you tell me...

dm_co
dm_co

you're* 

 

This comment system will be the death of me.

dm_co
dm_co

 @DonkeyHotay I just want to understand you, I don't get why your so passionate about this.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @dm_co 

 

I got my Adderall from my GP ... no lying required.

 

hth.

 

ps: you only have to be 18 -- not 21 -- to get scrips from your physician, yet the fools and tools promoting the absurd A64 think marijuana is far too dangerous to allow adults <21 any legal access whatsoever.

 

Talk about mixed messages.

 

 

 

 

dm_co
dm_co

 @DonkeyHotay I support the legalization of Cannabis. MMJ is a joke because it shouldn't even have to exist. Cannabis is inherently a Medicine. It also happens to have many qualities that people enjoy, "recreational" is what the prohibitionists call it. There is no mention of "recreational", "medical", "caregiver" when it comes to poisons like Alchohol. It's freely sold to anyone over the age of 21. Why can't you scream and yell about that? Or the fact that you can also go to any psychiatrist, lie through your teeth and tell them some nonsense like I have ADHD and go buy Amphetamines at Wal-Mart? 

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @dm_co 

 

So you support the willful and deliberate deception of the Electorate, and the gross abuse and perversion of what was originally a great humanitarian gesture to those suffering in true medical need, all for the pecuniary gain and personal pleasure of selfish stoners and the avaricious big $$ dispensary cartels?

 

And you think there won't be even more legal, political and public blowback from this not-so-subtle misuse and abuse of A20?

 

What next? -- hijacking UNICEF food caravans to resell to the highest bidder?

 

 

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @J_D_ 

 

So you admit that the A64 pimps are lying liars, eh?

 

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DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @RobertChase "even if all patients were 18, it probably would not have political repercussions"

 

ROTFLMAO !!

 

Perhaps in the fantastical universe of Planet Chase.

 

.

 

dm_co
dm_co

 @DonkeyHotay Yes we agree on that. But I still don't see what your goal is. Is it because there are a ton of young males in the MMJ system and that just makes you unhappy? Do you support the prohibition of Cannabis? Why do you even care what the people who bother to read the comments on Westword think?

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

@DonkeyHotay

@DonkeyHotay

Ridiculous!  Now you insinuate that the CDPHE is abetting the recreational use of cannabis by publicizing the average age of patients instead of their median age.  You need to learn how to construct an argument instead of constantly hinting at what you know you cannot reasonably assert directly.

 

The fact that many patients do not require cannabis to survive is not probitive of the entire program being a sham, and you know it!  Our medical cannabis amendment is broadly written, and it does not second-guess doctors' determinations.  Patients who use cannabis and the entire extraconstitutional apparatus set up by the General Assembly are doing no harm -- not to themselves, and not to society as a whole; the opposite is the case.  Patients in metro Denver and Colorado Springs at least have ready access, and very few dispensaries have run afoul of the Law -- there is no problem with the program.

 

Having said that, I would prefer that a sharper line exist between the medical and recreational use of cannabis.  While some proponents insist that all use is medical, I do not see this argument as carrying the day in the fight against Prohibition.  What Colorado is learning from its medical cannabis system is that the use of cannabis, medical or otherwise, causes no problems whatsoever, other than raising the question of what to do with all the prohibitionist parasites still preying on society.

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @DonkeyHotay You may be the only person in Colorado who believes that the data is of critical importance, so it would behoove you to pursue it.  As far as I am concerned, your latest little gambit has failed utterly, and you can post the BS above another thousand times; it is not worth responding to it.

J_D_
J_D_

 @DonkeyHotay 

 

if YOU'RE so positive that it will be more than 5%, why aren't YOU the one asking the CDPHE for the figures? Instead you're rather just spout your assumptions as fact.

 

Taking a cue from the 64 folks, liar?

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter

 @johnnyhammersticks I missed your reference to a 700-year-old man, and your statement that the median and average are "similar" (rather than stating that the median is probably close to the mean) misled me.  Your description of this as a red herring is dead-on -- even if all patients were 18, it probably would not have political repercussions, and the likelihood that the median age is somewhat less than the mean age of 42 does not begin to validate Donkey's ravings about "a massive FRAUD and a SHAM".

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @johnnyhammersticks 

 

If you "know statistics" then you know that "the average" is a meaningless demographic.

 

It's the MEDIAN that has any statistical import.

 

If you're so certain that the variance in this instance won't be more than 5%, they why are you and the MMJ pimps so afraid to release and use the MEDIAN age w/ sex differentiation ?

 

 

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @RobertChase 

 

The failure of the pro-MMJ crowd to release or use the relevant statistic -- MEDIAN age, with gender breakout -- belies the reality of what they fear to disclose, and what you and every honest participant and observer of the "industry" knows --

 

-- The VAST MAJORITY of "patients" in Colorado are in fact Recreational Stoners hiding behind and abusing the intent of A20 as a pretense to simply get high. To the detriment of the few honest bona-fide sick and suffering patients.

 

It's a massive FRAUD and a SHAM, and you know it. That you countenance it is a reflection upon your character, or lack thereof.

 

.

 

 

.

 

 

johnnyhammersticks
johnnyhammersticks

 @DonkeyHotay I know statistics and I know probability and I know that with a data base containing nearly 100,000 human beings with normal life-spans that the median and the average--statistically--should not vary more than 5%, in fact, the variance is probably much lower than that. That's why I asked you if you thought there were a bunch of 20-somethings with one 700 year old person skewing the results. But hey, don't let me interrupt, if your argument is making no sense, then throw a meaningless red herring like median vs. average out there to distract people.

RobertChase
RobertChase topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @johnnyhammersticksLearn what "median" and "average" mean and you will be equpped to enter the discussion; they are both measures of central tendency -- numbers that indicate what the center of a set of data is.  The average is the sum of all the data points divided by the number of data points; the median is that element out of the data set such that an equal number of data points are below and above the median (which only has meaning if there are an odd number of data points; if there are an even number of data points, the median is the average of the two data points which are in the middle of the data set when the points are arranged in order).

 

If you're still reading, the reason to use the median in preference to the average is that it better represents a point in the middle of the data set.  Suppose that Colorado had seven medical cannabis patients and that their ages were 18, 19, 19, 21, 42, 89, and 100, respectively -- the average age of the patients would be (18+19+19+21+42+89+100)/7 = 44, but their median age would be just the number in the middle when they are arranged in order, or 21; in this case, the average is more than twice the median!  Donkey's motivation in demanding the median instead of the average is that he supposes that a large number of young recreational users are being outweighed in the average by fewer, much older patients -- he thinks that the median age of patients would reveal that very many are young (and inferentially, recreational users).

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @johnnyhammersticks 

 

Go learn Statistics 101 and get back to us when you comprehend the difference between the mean and median, and why the median is the more significant stat in a demographic age or earnings group.

 

Why are the MMJ shills and pimps afraid of disclosing the median age vs. their irrelevant "average" age ?

 

Doesn't fit their talking points? ... or more accurately Prevarication Points.

 

 

 

 

 

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @dm_co 

 

At least you have enough intellectual honesty to admit that "medical" marijuana is a SHAM in Colorado.

 

 

johnnyhammersticks
johnnyhammersticks

 @DonkeyHotay What's with your obsession  with median vs. average? The median is not published anywhere I could find, and why should it be? I'm sure the median and average are very similar.

 

LOL, what, do you think the average age is 42 because everyone is in their early 20's except for that one 700 year old person skewing the results? You seem to be more clueless than the clerk (who you don't know), even though you obviously feel that being a clerk is beneath your status.

 

 

 

dm_co
dm_co

 @DonkeyHotay Even if the Median was 21, what are you trying to prove? That MMJ is a sham? Duh, but even worse is prohibition. What are your beliefs?

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @dm_co 

 

The bean counters at the CDPHE should have it.

 

Just be sure the clueless clerk you speak with comprehends the difference between "average" aka mean, and MEDIAN age.

 

And if you're out there digging for facts and truth, the liars promoting A64 could use some help finding any mythical 3-plant farmers who've been arrested in Colorado ... they would actually need to uncover 10,000 of them ... since that's one of THE BIG LIES they spewed -- and the lap-dog media regurgitated without question -- about how many arrests that A64 would prevent ... every year!

 

Godspeed.

 

 

 

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