Photos: Ten hilariously unnecessary items from the 1950s
Number 2: My bra strap's bigger than your bra strap.
How do you make sure your bra strap doesn't show? But covering it with a larger strap for your bra. Duh!
Number 1: Mouth guards for the dying.
The problem with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? Having to touch someone else's mouth! But no need to worry about that if you carry around this handy-dandy Resc-U-Tube. And given its oddly sexual shape and design (accentuated by the quasi-erotic expressions worn by the pair seen here), it could probably also pass muster as a marital aid. Pucker up and blow!
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