Photos: Proof Denver and Colorado are happier, smarter and more drunk than the rest
Seems like there's a new list ranking cities and states every day, and plenty of them have Denver and/or Colorado at or near the top. In fact, we've ranked so mile high in so many different categories -- from healthiest to drunkest to happiest to most apt to use a condom -- that we've rounded up ten examples, featuring excerpts from and links to our original posts. After reading them, you'll feel sorry for everyone who isn't already a Coloradan. But we got here first.
Big photos below.
Colorado is...the State Least Likely to Get Knocked Up or Contract the Dreaded Clap©. That's according to research conducted by the apparently bored folks at ACNielsen and published in the current issue of Women's Health, which we read religiously, by the way, because nothing passes the time like the old "Is it a sex toy or a household object game?" (2009)
...You know what goes great with business deals? Getting hammered. And since we're so business friendly, and we do so many business deals, that probably explains why we're the Drunkest City in America, at least according to Men's Health. It's probably true. I'm hammered right now. Aren't you? (2008)
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