Photos: Proof Denver and Colorado are happier, smarter and more drunk than the rest

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Seems like there's a new list ranking cities and states every day, and plenty of them have Denver and/or Colorado at or near the top. In fact, we've ranked so mile high in so many different categories -- from healthiest to drunkest to happiest to most apt to use a condom -- that we've rounded up ten examples, featuring excerpts from and links to our original posts. After reading them, you'll feel sorry for everyone who isn't already a Coloradan. But we got here first.

Colorado is a national leader in condom use

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Colorado is...the State Least Likely to Get Knocked Up or Contract the Dreaded Clap©. That's according to research conducted by the apparently bored folks at ACNielsen and published in the current issue of Women's Health, which we read religiously, by the way, because nothing passes the time like the old "Is it a sex toy or a household object game?" (2009)

Denver is the drunkest city in America

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...You know what goes great with business deals? Getting hammered. And since we're so business friendly, and we do so many business deals, that probably explains why we're the Drunkest City in America, at least according to Men's Health. It's probably true. I'm hammered right now. Aren't you? (2008)

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Steven Dryver
Steven Dryver

This article is proof-positive that WestTurd staff can be both lame AND funny simultaneously (but just not "ha-ha" funny).

Juan_Leg
Juan_Leg

You forgot to include High / Stoned.........

Mark Sanders
Mark Sanders

making marijuana appear as if it's the single most important campaign issue in an election season

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