Crocs co-founder George Boedecker regrets "batsh*t crazy" Taylor Swift-blaming DUI bust
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As the questions continued, Boedecker allegedly became irritated, declaring that he'd had it with the cop's "fucking questions" and warned him that things were about to get medieval -- or, as it's spelled in the report, "mid-evil." He refused to participate in voluntary roadside maneuvers ("your fucking maneuvers," he's said to have called them), kept interrupting during the Mirandizing process to say that he knew his "fucking rights" and advised two officers to "go fuck yourselves in the ass."
The blood draw process didn't go much smoother. According to the narrative, he responded to an unheard statement by a Boulder County deputy by exclaiming, "If you didn't have that fucking gun, I would!" He also dubbed the reporting officer an "asshole," referred to him as his "enemy for life" and said he hoped the cop would "fucking die."
In the end, Boedecker was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence -- and it turns out this was not his first encounter with law enforcement. The Boulder Daily Camera notes that he was busted in 2006 on suspicion of misdemeanor trespassing and threatening bodily injury after allegedly telling his sister's ex-husband that he would slit his throat. He wound up with a six-month deferred sentence.
Oh yeah: Boedecker reportedly resigned from Crocs' board of directors the day before the earlier arrest -- but the Camera writes that he remains the benefactor of the Boedecker Theater at Boulder's Dairy Center for the Arts.
If the police narrative is accurate, he certainly put on quite a show this weekend. Here's a larger version of his mug shot, followed by the two arrest documents supplied by the Boulder Police Department.
George Boedecker, Jr.
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