Photos: Craziest place you've ever had sex? Here are ten Colorado answers

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One of the most popular online chat queries is, "What's the craziest place you've ever had sex?"

In an attempt to get a local take on this important question, we checked out a slew of websites (all linked below) and came up with ten adventurous, often chilly and occasionally disturbing answers from people identified as Coloradans. Check out the entire collection below.

Number 10: What's so great about the Mile High Club?

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"I actually have had the pleasure of sexing on an airplane. It was about 4 years ago. Me and my ex GF Natasha were flying from Denver to PDX to see some kids.... Tash leans over and says, 'Hey. lets fuck,' simple as that. I said 'Uhhhh okay. Where?' Of course, the bathroom,. so she got up and went in and I waited like 5 minutes and went in after her. This was a red eye flight, mind you. So this was at like 12 or 1 a.m. Pretty much most of the folks were asleep. As far as I could see, I don't think anyone saw us go in. Long story short. we did it. About 30 minutes, no problems. Kinda lame really. Thought it was gonna be a lot more fun. At least I can say I did it, I guess."

Number 9: May I have this dance?

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"On the rooftop of a nightclub in Denver during a snowstorm. The rooftop bar was closed because of the snow."
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John S. Schafluetzel
John S. Schafluetzel

Hey Mike. Just reminiscing. I'll admit, brevity isn't a strong suit, but then you did take the time to complain. Maybe we both have too much on our hands. On that note, nice Star Wars stuff. Had a chance to check out Rebels yet. Looks to have potential.

John S. Schafluetzel
John S. Schafluetzel

In what way was it pretentious? It's just something that happened to me that I thought was kind of funny.

Heidi Knutson
Heidi Knutson

In a gondola up in Steamboat and the deck outside our hotel room. Oh and in a bank parking lot during the day in Englewood.

Mike Skeel
Mike Skeel

John, good lord. Starved for attention much?

Mike Skeel
Mike Skeel

Jesus dude...why didnt you just say "in a car"...that was the most attention starved, pretentious crap I have ever read

Williams Zach
Williams Zach

School buses, baseball dug out facing the highway, colo natl monument, in front of my car in the snow, a mor storage shed at mor storage

John S. Schafluetzel
John S. Schafluetzel

Besides, I still have myriad "family" restrooms (you'll never convince me that's not at least part of what they are there for. Seriously, a convenient room that locks?), hotel hot tub (think Holiday Inn public style), and private hot tub at a mountain inn on a much less private deck--in the snow! Seriously, either don't use hot tubs or don't think about it. It's like the old commercial: "You're soaking in it!" Oh, and on the hood of my car on a chilly star lit night on... somebody's land. There was also the rock outcrop over the Platte river and countless side of the road spots. Come to think of it, Colorado has been uniquely good to me in terms of backdrops. Someone should contact the tourism board! They missed one of the best activities we've got!

John S. Schafluetzel
John S. Schafluetzel

When you are young and sexually active, you make do with the places you can find. Growing up in Greeley, that sometimes meant open fields or sunken stairwells, but more often than not it meant the car. Somehow, I think for convenience sake as much as anything, one of my girlfriends wound up favoring Glenmere park. After dark, the little strip of parking spots right by the playground was quiet and we could often be found there--once even by a group of friends from Greeley West, but we weren't far along so we wound up joining them and hanging out at the playground. That was a close call, but not enough to deter us. We kept coming there until one night. She was on top (not a lot of other options in the back seat of a Geo Metro, lol) and she was REALLY going. All at once, she clutches her shirt closed and throws herself down over me. "What's wrong?!" "Just look!" She says, pointing out the rear window. I get up to look out and there across the street, I see him--a middle aged man in a recliner pulled up to his big front window, beer and a grin, waving at me. I realized when her fist made contact with my arm, uncontrollable laughter wasn't the response she was looking for. To be fair either one of us might have noticed, for all the times we came there, the row of houses facing us. So, I know "in a car" isn't the craziest place, but I think "inadvertently in front of some creepy stranger's recliner" is pretty unique.

Andrew Rhoades
Andrew Rhoades

Elevator, high up on a mountain ..on top of parking garage

Steven M Palmer
Steven M Palmer

See what I mean? Pot, Juggalos and top ten lists seem to form the entire structure of what WW now writes about...

Dustin Illo
Dustin Illo

Side of the road in a brush feild with my oh so sexy woman

Ryan Lucero
Ryan Lucero

In my car...while driving! Beat THAT suckers

Bob Soule
Bob Soule

A beautiful fall night under a large evergreen in Washington Park a long time ago with my soulmate and future wife.

Jennifer McCreary
Jennifer McCreary

Francisco Baylon wish I could say we broke up. He was going to Afghanistan..and didnt come back..so yeah..as for the nasty women dont last long get the story straight before you judge asshole. But its always great to know at one point you had an amazing sex life..im sure you read this story wishing for only once you had something to contribute.

Francisco Baylon
Francisco Baylon

Lol notice they were all ex's? Nasty women don't least long

NayNay Darko
NayNay Darko

Steps of a church. Yes im going to hell, but it was fun \U0001f525

Zack Judish
Zack Judish

I don't think your mom would like me talking about it on the internet, for everyone to see.

morenabandit
morenabandit

I have no crazy answer as I can wait until I am somewhere appropriate to get very inappropriate with my bf. Exhibitionism is really just childish. 

Willy Freeson
Willy Freeson

Hilton garden inn outdoor water slide San Diego bahaha

darbydrumco
darbydrumco

The very top of the hill at The Sand Dunes

Addison Goodell
Addison Goodell

Cu campus in the humanities building classroom at one in the morning

kristbl
kristbl

In a porta potty, on a piece of heavy equipment and in the dark room at school

Aaron Duran
Aaron Duran

In the bed of the boyfriend of this chick.

Mark Bixler
Mark Bixler

In a cemetery in Aurora many years ago.

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