Johna Turner suspected of animal cruelty for shoving chihuahua puppy down her pants
By the way, the puppies are fine. They and their mom, described by the Longmont Times-Call as a chihuahua-beagle mix, were left in the night drop-box at the Longmont Humane Society, presumably by the man in the not-quite domestic dispute. Staffers discovered them yesterday morning, and a Humane Society representative tells the Times-Call the puppies will be available for adoption once they're old enough.
Let's hope they experience better luck at their next home than they appear to have had thus far. Here's a look at Turner's mug shot, followed by the aforementioned arrest report.
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