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Luke Buchanan, alleged Obama campaign schmuck, busted after reported breast groping

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This is not the kind of news the Obama campaign wants to be making in a swing state as important as Colorado with election day looming....

Luke Buchanan, an Obama campaign worker, has been arrested for allegedly putting his hands on the breast of a woman in Loveland.

What happened? Breana Haner, 21, told 9News that Buchanan, a 24 year old from Washington D.C. showed up at her door on Tuesday afternoon, shortly after she'd voted. They chatted briefly, and then he asked if she wanted an Obama sticker. She said she did -- but according to her, she got a lot more than that.

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Breana Haner.
"He put the sticker right over my breast to push it on -- you know how you put stickers on so they stay," she says in the clip below. "And he grabbed my right breast. It happened so fast."

The response from the Colorado Democratic Party to Buchanan being arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor unlawful sexual contact was just as swift. Communication director Matt Inzeo issued the following statement:

We have a zero tolerance policy for inappropriate behavior. As soon as we learned about this incident, we took immediate action, and the person in question has been terminated. The actions of one individual in no way reflect the hard work being done every day by the thousands of employees and volunteers of the Colorado Democratic Party who have spent countless hours talking to their friends and neighbors about the importance of this election.
Haner says she doesn't blame Obama or the Democratic Party in general for Buchanan's alleged gropery. But with only days to go before the race is over, Dems don't want people to slam doors in volunteers' faces for fear of politics getting way too hands-on.

Here's the 9News report.

More from our Schmuck of the Week archive: "Family drinks, bathes in sewage water? Firm to pay $900K for schmucky mistake."

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11 comments
Shannon Petty
Shannon Petty

WESTWORD gets schmuck of the week for this tagline

Elizabeth Bedford
Elizabeth Bedford

Alleged: key word. Of course the POTUS is getting blamed for this one, that is what they do. Please report on all the voter fraud Westword, on both sides. *Don't get excited thinking a lot of people have been reading your newspaper as of late either...I just used about 50 mags of the shit you print to paint my kitchen.*

Deborah Watts
Deborah Watts

WHERE do you think the term COP a feel comes from..MARRIED COPS!

Bill Knox
Bill Knox

I love that some daft folks actually believe Obama is somehow at fault for what this jackass did ...pathetic

Daniel Hamilton
Daniel Hamilton

Yeah Scott its really sad that Westword does not cover up stories for Obama, just like the rest of the media outlets. #sitdownthekoolaid

Elizabeth Bedford
Elizabeth Bedford

lol @ Westword reaching. Westword, you have been the schmuck of the year since the Holmes case and I only use your paper rag for the cat box now.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

What's worse than a titty-twister ?

rockiesfever
rockiesfever

I did read somewhere that the obama campaign was "reaching out" to women voters.. hahaha

Ann_Elin
Ann_Elin

Terminated right away - that's the right thing to do as that kind of  behaviour has no place anywhere in any campaign.  Good riddance you fool - now you're a sex offender.

Juan_Leg
Juan_Leg

Her poor left breast was left out !

WHY ?!?

Why ?......

I personally , am a left breast man !

Right breasts are so overrated !.......

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 @rockiesfever  

While the Repugs are busy wide-stance toe-tapping in public restrooms...

... and reaching-around to their constituency.

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